You don't need tinder when you GOT ME- Savannah Jane
When you love what you do for a living
When you love someone, you'll find a way
When you ask her for a striptease she sends you this saying that her friend was just there to get her in the ‘’mood’’ 🍆🍑💦
When you realize you do walk around the mirror and look at your booty
when you're telling the bus driver you missed your stop
When you find concrete proof of the existence of bigfoot and you realise Sir David Attenborough could be the one to narrate your life story.
When you're best friends you share everything, even your ass.
When You Gulp Down His Cum Not Caring Whether You Can Breathe Or Not
When you have a huge cock like this, you gotta make em take it deep!
When you work hard on your body, this is what you end up with!
When You Gotta Kiss You Gotta Kiss ???
When You Got 9 Inches Of Dick You Can Handle BBW [OC]
When you can shove your dick down her holes as hard, deep and long as you please. That's the definition of a fleshlight.
When you started it was just an online fetish, now look at you 😈
When you can't get to sleep until you take care of things
When you're so desperate for a bump you try anything
You know it’s big when you have to mount this high
You know that feeling when you click on something and feel like it’s going to steal your information? Yeah that happened today… except rather than taking info, this bitch took my body! Ah whatever, I’ll relieve my stress with her goods.
You're already waiting for your gf at the cosplay convention when you get this from your bully
When you want a big cock but this is what you get
When you've sucked as many different cocks and given as many blowjobs as me, you try to add a little flair to your skills and make your job a bit less monotonous. Honey, chocolate, whipped cream or try a peach. Peaches and cream is my favorite.
When you gotta go.. you gotta flow.. [F] MILF
When you get a new goth fuckdoll you need to test her titties for squeezability
When you asked where the remote was….you had no idea. Tell me your favorite household items to use and maybe I’ll indulge a few in messages
when you get home from work you better be ready for my big juicy gassy ass!
You passed out from the pain. When you woke up, your bully's friends were taking their fourth turn on your girlfriend.
When you go there, expecting a gloryhole, but find out there aren’t any you just invite them into a booth instead
Where is the IT guy when you need him
When you BFF wants to experiment with another woman, you welcome her with open legs
When you're out of lube so you gotta lube the strap yourself
When you thought you were hitting the spot but he just found the p0ppers
When you have someone else’s wife in bed with you why not fuck her in every possible angle all night so her husband can learn what all he could have done too before she became a Hotwife 🥰🥰
When you realise your husband has never made you this creamy 💦
When you put socks on...you know what time it is - Business Time!
When you tell your boyfriend you cannot wait to get home
When you're out of power from the hurricane you find fun things to do [m][f]
When you're locked for life... this is the best you can expect.
When you were so horny last night and in the morning you see greasy stains that remain on the mattress, priceless 😅 but at least I had fun 😉🤭😇
When you showed her that you don't want to BE a man, she had to turn to SOMEONE.
When you’re arguing so he just randomly pulls his pants down & you start sucking 😜
“You can’t tell anyone” is when you know they’re a Gooner slut
When you BFF and her boyfriend want to get into the lifestyle, you welcome them with open legs
When you didn’t realise you were still recording
When you work the night shift and connect to your surveillance camera after being notified of a motion detection, then you every time see your wife's pussy stretched and hard fucking by a new guy.
You were so happy to have new trauma to think about when you touch yourself
When you strike out at the swingers club you make sure your man knows he is still desired
When you drink so much piss that redgifs cuts you off
When you finally get to taste the coworker you've been eyeing
When you see me put my hair up like this, you know what happens next
When you first told me you wanted me to be a naughty little slut I honestly didn’t know that it would feel so fucking good but I sure am glad I listened
When you run out of tokens at an arcade you find other ways to entertain yourself 😘
You don't need girlfriend when you got cute sister
When you can't even fit a cage this small you need to get used to being fucked like this... - Full video on my 0nlyfans and fanzly (link in comments)
When you're so good in bed, you blow his mind every time!
When you thought you were straight but he proved your just a SiSSY 🤦🏽
When you live on a main road, you gotta hold the moan ;)
When you're in love, you don't mind getting down on your knees.
When you are on a road trip and you have a strong urge to pee
you can have both when you're with me 😈