Work from home they said...
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Sis said I could do anything to her on my Birthday..

[011] She said, "let me sit this ass on ya." (+ vic)
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She Said One Week In Mozambique

My sis said Dogecoin would never break 50 cents. So we made a bet. I had to write her essay if I lost or I got to fuck her and film it if I won. Dogecoin is at 53 cents...

I told my tinder match that I post my big tits on Reddit and he said “but your boobs aren’t even that big..” should I send him this then block him to prove him wrong? [OC]

I said I like it like that

They said Giselle is a way better cock-sucker...

My friend said he had a stressful day ?

mama always said, lips on hips to keep that man happy

My ex said my nipples are weird...was he right?

My best friend (YOU) found a bodysuit last week. He has asked me to come over tonight to chill as we always do at the weekends…but this time he said he’s going to wear his bodysuit for a joke. I don’t know why…but…I’m kinda interested into how it will be

Bud said he was horny so I had to help him out as best I can

When she said she had a date night planned this isn’t what he expected

After many years of trying to convince my GF to try a school girl fantasy, she finally said she’d try it. I just didn’t know she meant with my bully.

Help! Help! Nobody killing me said the cyclopes.

“Why don’t you suck my cock with your slut wife” my bull said to my hubby and so he did 😈🥰

Hi Santa said you wished for me 😏 Check the comments tehe

She said she wanted to try being the complete center of attention. This was the result.

horny tinder date said that she will fuck my brains out

I said CRUSH

My friend said he didn’t get a nut in today so I decided to help him out

who said doggystyle was the man's job

You said you wanted a dominant goth girlfriend? Now take my cock, slut!

"Gonna make your body wet," like Janet said [OC]
!["Gonna make your body wet," like Janet said [OC]](/thumbs/f1/e5/DarkgreyMintyBear.jpg)
I invited the Pizza hut delivery guy in wearing some lingerie and he said he was nervous grabbing my tits

The guys couldn’t resist when she said we could all do what we wanted to her. [F>M]
![The guys couldn’t resist when she said we could all do what we wanted to her. [F>M]](/thumbs/35/ca/HumiliatingInfantileXrayfish.jpg)
She said she can take it whole, AMAZING!(Masturbation tip No:14, we talked about edging it gives you better orgasms, but multi day edging will give you omega super orgasms, you will explode everywhere, your girl will be proud😉)

She said she could multitask while doing her homework

she said, “I don’t have to cum, I just want you to cum baby.”

My husband invited his friends from the gym to cum and try my mouth and I was surprised they all said yes

She said she wanted another dick..

Not what they meant when they said to take old yeller out back...

you said you wanted to try cowgirl right?

[M4F] My trainer said she wanted to take me on a hike this weekend. I agreed as the weather was going to be perfect.
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My ex said, that im not juicy enough

She said she was straight…. That’s clearly a lie.

My bf said you don’t have to pull out ;)

I’m sorry, I tried talking to him but he said he wanted to breed me instead, I couldn’t help it

Good thing she never said anything about big black cock

I said..."are you ready for the fun part"...because he loves to watch it drip out.

Wet, warm, mouth hugs from a fun Playboy Playmate. She said my enjoyment was all she was thinking about (OC)

Your wife said she was going out to the bar with the girls, and she did, I just happened to be there too

Sis said everything is going as she planned but

as a great mormon prophet once said “this isn’t missionary work. this is missionary fun”

My Old Man Said He WAs Still In Love With This Bitch...

Hubby was traveling for work. He said I could fuck whoever as long as I sent him clips of my adventures. I found this guy at a hotel bar, offered him a drink and asked if I could join him in his room. On the way up, this was the first clip I sent my hubby

daddy said that he is proud of such a little slut [oc]
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I was excited when she said I would get to fuck some pussy

This is from hubby's recording of when he walked in on me and my bull.. Hubby said that is what he needs to see every time we go to a new hotel room. .

I hit the jackpot when they said they were room mates!

He said I look best on my knees

Your Mom said it's the Perfect morning for BBC Shower Fucking by interstellarbbc

My ex said it was the worst pussy he'd ever seen

Someone said: Mink + Lynx = Minx😭♡️

She just said keep going

What if I said I wanted you to lick it… [F]
![What if I said I wanted you to lick it… [F]](/thumbs/35/44/WoozyLargeNatterjacktoad.jpg)
I said his dessert would be served in our room

She said her husband doesn't massage her breasts so I had to do it for her instead of her husband because you know, breast massage is important :)

Hubby had to step out for an emergency work call and said to wait for 5mins. That didn’t go to plan! He shouldn’t have left me alone with this BBC!!
