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My tits never get the attention, that’s the reason why I always wanted a boobjob 🤭

You convinced your alpha boss to hire your wife as his new secretary. You were buzzing that you managed to get him to listen to you, he normally doesn't care about your opinion. Later in the week you discovered why he was to keen to hire her.

I know you guys don't mind my tummy here, that's why I <3 you ?

The neighborhood is dangerous my dad says, that's why I'm just playing on my bed.

Me and my buds like to do a “Winner stays and gets sucked off by the loser” format. That’s why i’m terrible at the game.

Boys always made fun about my boobs that's why I am shy... but I still would be happy if one guy wants to see them :)

Comparing my husband to my bull. That's why I'm a cuckoldress.

They told me I was a Whore, that is why I am here.

My hubby blindfolded me, tied me up and let a stranger have his way with my Indian pussy while he went out for groceries. That's why I love him so much ♥️♥️♥️

Don't Be sorry to Masturbate to this Image, that is Why I am doing it.

I always get a camel toe… that’s why I rarely wear panties

I know you guys don't mind a little chub... And that's why I love you ?

Does anyone know why the inflatable mattress in nuru massages are always silver color? Do they like that superhero the Silver Surfer? Or are they investment bankers seeking to deviate from the typical gold investment and opting for silver bars instead?

Today a boy asked me why one of my nails was shorter than all the others… how do I explain that…

Daddy why are you touching my ass you can’t do that

Imagine your ex gf just the one filming 🙈🙈😈 idk why that turns me on so much sheesh

so that's why her kiss always tastes different when she first comes home to you...

I know you love little busty girls,that’s why I’m here

What your Asian crush does while you stay at home and jerk off to WMAF. White men were made to fuck. That’s why their dicks are bigger then grains of rice.

I recorded this the other day and just over thought about sharing it...idk why when you actually appreciate the loose squishy skin around here🥰, Thank you for that!💜 [31F]
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You're not gay... it's just that there always needs to be some sluts at a group jerk off session, so why not help your buds out?

Yoga was created by the same person as the Kama Sutra. That's why girls get so horny after every class.

Sorry, they're probs not big enough to fuck.. but that's why i have a mouth right? :P

Hubby always asks why he never gets this treatment, the answer is simple. Big dicks get better treatment because that's what they deserve, like I deserve big dick.

This is the reason why your wife has been spending more time with your asshole bully boss instead of you, it's not cheating! she's just helping you by saving your job. It just so happens that choking on his big black cock is the only way

White boys do not get pussy that's why they stay pussyfree

It happened for the first time that your Asian girlfriend didn't do a project for school... And it was when she was in a group with your bully... And you wonder why when they had a whole month

Look at you, you’re out of the cage and can’t get hard at all. That’s why I’m the one who fuck your hole in our relationship honey

Scrubs are boring.. that's why I use cute underwear below

So that's why it's called "joystick"... [Deluded]
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If your debating on getting step-it-up 6”x1.8”. Why? He might be small but don’t let that fool you. He definitely stretches my tight pussy to orgasm.

You pathetic bitches can’t control your little dicklets… that’s why mommy is going to lock you up and hold the key 🤏🔐

She swore that she will be back after 5 hours, but why does it seem she is enjoying it?

Do you think my cuck expected to ever see the wedding ring he bought from this perspective? Or has he fantasized about it and that’s why he’s so close to cumming right now?

I knew you was loving to watch me get fucked in front of you by a massive stud and that’s why I did it ! Don’t ask me if i enjoy ! Look at him and you already have the answer small dick loser !

My boyfriend filmed me yesterday taking the biggest BBC that I have ever been fucked by... This is why I am a hotwife

See why you stay locked sissy? My cocks superior, I’m superior…:now rub that shrimp dick like a clit 😂🤣

If you're on your knees anyway, why not put that cute little mouth to use? 💕

I don;t know why I'm so Horny these days, maybe it's being off BC? Not that I'm complaining 😈😈😈

He knew you didn't like him on the date, That's why he convinced you to let him drive you home just so he can violently rape you and there's no stopping the abuse

You know I cum better than your girlfriend…that’s why you like femboys huh?

He can't do this to you. He's not built for it. That's why he's downstairs listening to you get slammed open, & I'm up here...

He’s Such A King, That’s Why My Crush Insists on Spending so Much Time with Him. Maybe She’ll Respond to my Texts Soon…🖤

My married pussy always wants cock, that's why I have to masturbate several times a day

There’s a water shortage going on, and your wife has been trying her best to conserve water! That must be why she has daily showers with your bully after their LONG, HARD, workouts 😳!

Your bully and sister's gift (PT.6)...
She's an insatiable whore and your bully loves it! They're a perfect match, that's why they have such great chemistry on screen! Don't you agree bro? Share your thoughts in comments guys !

Your dearest mother will go to EXTREME lengths to make sure her son is out of harms way! That must explain why she smells like salvia and manhood while tucking you into bed at night!

Mommy doesn’t. That’s why it’s on your face

Day of cleaning and throwing away all the things in my library that's why I always avoid cleaning

Today i was behind the wheel whole day, that’s why i’ve been so quiet 🤪 And now i’m tired 😴 I will drop full version of this spider girl video to my Onlyfans feed too 🔥 Good night 💋

I don't know why she thinks that!

Bras are overrated. That’s why I go without.

Goth girls always love all-black everything. That's why we're born and made for BBC 🖤😈

Size matters.....that's why hubby is a cuck.

They have done this since they were little and that is why they have now grown healthy and strong ☺️☺️😆

She told her boyfriend about our happy ending massage so her boyfriend hasn't touched her since then. And that's why she had to come back to fulfill her desire again!

You know you couldn't handle them. That's why you let BBC do it

Oops, dont know why that keeps happening

Such a small dick! that's why I have a big strap-on
