Pretty pissed I just now found out how flattering Snapchat filters are. I used to think it was kinda cheating, and it absolutely is, but hol
Well I accidentally cosplayed Gerard Way today so I guess you could say the ECT is going “just ok”
Featuring my fucking $800 box of eternity roses I bought myself when on painkillers, which someone correctly observed look like a fucking di
Sometimes you just have to let your hair/mother/therapist/teachers/Jesus/UIL writing coach/6th grade summer camp counselor/Bob Ross/Mr. Roge
Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then
Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then
But DO I have nipples? Was the religious nipple removal surgery a hoax? Are they as fucked as my supposed “ex” has claimed? Is today the day
Allow me to trigger your OCD: That overeager nipple hider thing on my left side poppin out even though I my nipples were transplanted to an
Shut up baby, it’s cold outside
Pissed I had to mute this because migos was playing in the background and I was perfectly on beat for once but the reverse/boomerang thing r
Ok. Yes Reddit, you have caught me. I am all photoshop/filters. In fact, I am actually a 300 lb. Thai man. Thank you for exposing the truth,
Ok. Yes Reddit, you have caught me. I am all photoshop/filters. In fact, I am actually a 300 lb. Thai man. Thank you for exposing the truth,
Because reddit called Photoshop on my ass again. You caught me, reddit, I am all bullshit. In fact I am actually a 300 lb. Thai man, I am ju
Getting ready is a process ? ??♀️ 1️⃣Bath: 20 minutes ✅ 1️⃣?️Shave legs (currently optional due to quarantine): 10 minutes ✅ 2️⃣ Spray
My favorite waist slimming exercises include reverse crunches, alternate calf touches (calf must be <8 weeks old) and sitting in the butterf
Okay well I missed my grandpa’s sermon live stream because I was strapping into this and lost track of time. ? I get the gist without even
A fashion “do” for any occasion. Wedding? Graduation? Cousin’s hamster’s ex-wife’s funeral? Adorn yourself with the crying Kim K. human cent
I got random act of kindnessed today, an obviously new liquor store employee asked for my ID ❤️ It’s a Christmas miracle ✨Every time you car
Me trying to impress a guy I liked who was into horoscopes or whatever: “lol yea I’m just not compatible with people born in late spring eit
Throwback to the time I got kicked out of a gender reveal party for wearing this. I assume they were upset because the invitation read “wear
Now who on God’s green earth could have ordered crotchless leggings? Could it have been: A.) Drunk Niece B.) Go back up, it was Drunk Niece
An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon
An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon
Trying to make myself feel better about eating chocolate and guac for breakfast and then not making it to the gym again today, that makes 13
Trying to make myself feel better about eating chocolate and guac for breakfast and then not making it to the gym again today, that makes 13
??? @ some of y’all losing your damn minds over yesterday’s pic, y’all act like y’all have never seen a hoe in a properly-laced corset befor
Back on snap! Link in bio, sometimes it likes to work and sometimes it doesn’t. Thank you all for the love and support while I go through th
Well apparently we’re doing a private snap preview. #WeHaveARat But seriously though y’all, if we keep leaking shit we are going to lose our
Everyone is all like “omg a video, Niece must have hired a cameraman. Who’s the lucky dude operating that boom, girl? ? ???? ?? ??
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with my huge hard-on
Can someone who is good with money help me budget this Rent: $1700 Utilities: $150 Lingerie: $12,629.98 Food: $300
My go-to juice cleanse: 1 part lime juice 33 parts don Julio (women and children may substitute 132 parts beer) This diet is unique in that
I think this choker is meant for a leash but the only one I have is rose gold and would clash. And that is my crisis du jour while the world
This booty was built by the doctor-unrecommended and critically-disclaimed mac n cheese and tequila diet.
Omg y’all my retired Methodist minister grandpa is going to be preaching a sunrise Easter service on Zoom. A ton of elderly church folk tryi
This Snapchat-quality audio of Migos in the background is brought to you by all y’all who get all upset like “wtf why do your videos never h
Buy Bang energy drink in my fav flavor, four loko fruit liverpunch ?? just kidding I am not important enough to get endorsements, I will j
#datenight ?yes I am absolutely drinking a wine glass full of tequila
Me @ 8:00 AM: Ok time to start this diet and lose that holiday weight, kale and celery smoothie for breakfast Me @ 8:00 PM: Damn Niece you d
When someone tells me I should cut back on the drinkin. First of all, Jesus drank wine and if he were born in Monterrey instead of Bethlehem
Have I said lately that I love all y’all? That’s ALL you ALL, the sweethearts, the shit-talkers, the armpit fetishists. Every single one of
For all y’all calling photoshop on me, please observe: Whatever is closest to the camera appears bigger, and my head is already fuckin huge
Every time I leave the house: •Keys ✅ •Wallet ✅ •Phone ✅ •Meds (just in case) ✅ •Inflatable banana boat repair kit ✅ •Home depot gift card w
ATTN: Now accepting applicants for a FWB (Friend With Boat) while I’m vacationing here in Pensacola. **MUST BE 12+ METERS** Inquire within D
One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min
One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min
One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min
Welp. Fuck. I’ve got shit to do, y’all got any ideas? What does not seem to work: hand soap, dish soap, Vaseline, water. What does seem work
Just the bullshit we’re up to on snap today ?Sound on?
Me: sorry I’m inexperienced Him: that’s hot What I actually mean:
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A lot (like 3) of y’all have been asking about my skincare routine lately ??♀️ I’m going to be real honest here, it consists of getting a
Despite our differences in opinion on NFL teams, I’m sure we can all come together in wishing I would get a damn video stabilizer. I am too
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Thanksgiving has passed, now is the time to focus on what is important during this most wonderful time of the year: listening to DMX’s versi
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