she said her husband said she was too fat to fuck

Dildo said I'm done. I said no.

the photographer on set yesterday said let me get a slo mo of you popping this, i tried the first time and blinked. then i said let me do it

ASHLEY TISDALE - Adult version of "He Said She Said"
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Put a curve on slide they said, it will be fun they said [0.2x]
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Put a curve on slide they said, it will be fun they said [2.5x]
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Get a kitten they said, it will be fun they said
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Get a kitten they said, it will be fun they said.MP4
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" No We Don't. " Kylynn said at Elizabeth, " Yes We Do. " Elizabeth said at Kylynn.
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Go on safari, you said. There would be cute elephants, you said.
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Have kids they said it will be fun they said
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This was my #promposal it said “Lauren will you bust down with me at prom?” But she said #no ?

Take a bath, they said. It will be fun, they said
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Work from home they said. It will be fun they said. aww(1)
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FRANKIE DRIVE THIS CAARR‼️ - My son always get 8 strips at Chikfila. This time he said he want 10. I’m like dang you hungry. He said “No I’m
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He said ? and then I said ? #cat #cats #catsoftiktok #funny #viral #trending #fyp #EatEmUp #poseathome #InTheHouseparty
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SK - Dahyun said each members have their own unique sneeze and Momo said the way she sneeze is completely cooling ? Dahyun then imitated he
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[reddit/kik] Dude, I know you said not to hit on your mom, but you never said I had to stop her if she dropped to her knees and started sucking my cock!
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He said he was going to nut. I said daddy, fill me up then! (OC)

“I’m horny,” Kate said as I worked in the driveway. “Come upstairs with me,” she said. She didn’t have to ask twice. We might have been too loud given my family’s presence outside the door, but it was amazing sex!

Daddy said to hold my legs straight up in position so I kept them there until he said I was all done. It hurt a bit. 🙂
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She Made Him Cum Super Fast...best Throat In Porn, They Said. Well Said!!! ???

She Made Him Cum Super Fast...best Throat In Porn, They Said. Well Said!!! ???

Mia Malkova twerking her ass once again...Best ass on the planet they said, Well said! ?

It'll be a simple blow job he said, it'll be fun he said...Friday night with my hot wife.

This straight guy said his girlfriend wouldn’t give him head and wanted me to milk a load out of his cock. I said sure. Was not expecting him to be so verbal. It was so fucking hot and he shot a big load down my throat then made me clean it all up.

my phone said “memories” and i said, i need someone to eat my ass asap

You're the worst player on the team, but your mom believes in you. When she said she would do anything for your sports career. I said there is one way. I meant hard training. Well, I like her version better.

The guy fucking my mom made me pay because he said my dumb cunt mother squirted on his fucking furniture. He said if my mom wasn’t such a pig I wouldn’t have to pay.

It Will Be Fun They Said, The Quarantine Won't Be Forever They Said... So Here I Am!

Man fuck Alexis Texas's huge ass they said, nothing will happen to you they said...literally the poor man was almost left dry by a tremendous shoot but it was worth it lol

I said ill cook, she said she'd bring desert

I said “suck my balls…” out loud jokingly in a debate we had, and she said BET 😈 🥜

He said to beg so I sent this - he said it was good enough 😈

My GF left me today, she said she was getting with my bully. She said his cock was 5x the size of mine, and she wasn’t lying

On Ft wit my cousin and she said her butt was getting big and I said hell nah no it ain’t and she did this

[oc] He said he wanted breakfast, I said I wanted my ass cleaned. Guess we both got what we wanted!
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[reddit] my friend said he was taking my mom and gf out for drinks. They said they’d be out late, hope they have fun!
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Waking up in the middle of night, sometimes I come across momma sleep walking. Doctors said don’t wake her, but they never said don’t fuck her.

He said he's a kinky ex-Mormon. I said I have something he can worship (37,27)

Prep guy asked if he could oil her. She said yes! moments later he took oil for himself and said he needs to go to the bathroom

The caption said we were done. He said the next time he watches in person

Become a lawyer they said, You will be rich they said. It's my 3rd week, all they've let me do is stand with my back to the wall and let her clients fuck me.

I said my gf was gone, Gooner said “I’ll bring the wig”

When best friend was saying the girls couldn't take his dick their throats.So when I said he was lying he handed me an x-change and said he'd prove it.Well I think I was right but I think he found his new girl.

This is Melenie my old high school Principal. One day I ratted out my bully to her and said she will be doing something about it but when we both got sent to her office, she pulled down his pants and said I couldn't look away or I get expelled

You cheated on your girl after said she said no to a 3 way so she went out had one for revenge

Daddy said he’d go easy on me. I said I was a beginner. Looks like we both lied

[reddit, kik - itdobelikethatdoe] I'm starting to think my buds lied to me~ It's been a couple of hours since they said "we only want to see it" then they said "we'll only touch it" and now they mmh..
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Me: Cum in the wine glass they said, it'd be fun they said. Him: ...

He said he was tired. I said I didn't care.

Your gf said your washing machine broke so I said no problem then I ended up washing her 🫡

Mommy said she had a big surprise for me when i saw it she said only to taste so to not ruin goon night

my step dad said im adorable but my dad said im a 7;(

🥵Yesterday this young single white mom came twice to try to get in to this apart but she didn’t qualify but she told me I’ll do anything to move in here I said anything she said yes than this what happened 🥴

Your wife said no when you asked to join her on one of her hikes. She said she enjoys the time alone with nature

Stop bullying my husband, I said. Come here, we'll show you bullying, one of them said. I kinda liked it actually...

[M]y Dom said🚫NO🚫 Touch for the last 7 days. He told me I will get touch back soon but will NOT get to cum. He said he was going to 🫠OVER💦 stim me like this. How would you play with me?
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(oc) He said, let's walk the beach. I said, hold my drink, I'm doing it in see-thru sheer👙. Let's go!!

He said sexy, I said chicken dance
