Well I accidentally cosplayed Gerard Way today so I guess you could say the ECT is going “just ok”
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Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then
Sometimes you just have to let your hair/mother/therapist/teachers/Jesus/UIL writing coach/6th grade summer camp counselor/Bob Ross/Mr. Roge
Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then
Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then
But DO I have nipples? Was the religious nipple removal surgery a hoax? Are they as fucked as my supposed “ex” has claimed? Is today the day
Allow me to trigger your OCD: That overeager nipple hider thing on my left side poppin out even though I my nipples were transplanted to an
Because reddit called Photoshop on my ass again. You caught me, reddit, I am all bullshit. In fact I am actually a 300 lb. Thai man, I am ju
Getting ready is a process ? ??♀️ 1️⃣Bath: 20 minutes ✅ 1️⃣?️Shave legs (currently optional due to quarantine): 10 minutes ✅ 2️⃣ Spray
My favorite waist slimming exercises include reverse crunches, alternate calf touches (calf must be <8 weeks old) and sitting in the butterf
DisloyalFrighteningAmericanriverotter
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A fashion “do” for any occasion. Wedding? Graduation? Cousin’s hamster’s ex-wife’s funeral? Adorn yourself with the crying Kim K. human cent
I got random act of kindnessed today, an obviously new liquor store employee asked for my ID ❤️ It’s a Christmas miracle ✨Every time you car
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A subspecies of the Catfish, the Snapchatfish traps its prey via a process known as Filter-feeding ?? ...for real though someone invent a
Snapchatting uncle
I got random act of kindnessed today, an obviously new liquor store employee asked for my ID ❤️ It’s a Christmas miracle ✨Every time you car
Me trying to impress a guy I liked who was into horoscopes or whatever: “lol yea I’m just not compatible with people born in late spring eit
Throwback to the time I got kicked out of a gender reveal party for wearing this. I assume they were upset because the invitation read “wear
An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon
An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon
??? @ some of y’all losing your damn minds over yesterday’s pic, y’all act like y’all have never seen a hoe in a properly-laced corset befor
Back on snap! Link in bio, sometimes it likes to work and sometimes it doesn’t. Thank you all for the love and support while I go through th
Me: sorry I’m inexperienced Him: that’s hot What I actually mean:
Well apparently we’re doing a private snap preview. #WeHaveARat But seriously though y’all, if we keep leaking shit we are going to lose our
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with my huge hard-on
Can someone who is good with money help me budget this Rent: $1700 Utilities: $150 Lingerie: $12,629.98 Food: $300
My go-to juice cleanse: 1 part lime juice 33 parts don Julio (women and children may substitute 132 parts beer) This diet is unique in that
I think this choker is meant for a leash but the only one I have is rose gold and would clash. And that is my crisis du jour while the world
This booty was built by the doctor-unrecommended and critically-disclaimed mac n cheese and tequila diet.
Omg y’all my retired Methodist minister grandpa is going to be preaching a sunrise Easter service on Zoom. A ton of elderly church folk tryi
This Snapchat-quality audio of Migos in the background is brought to you by all y’all who get all upset like “wtf why do your videos never h
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Buy Bang energy drink in my fav flavor, four loko fruit liverpunch ?? just kidding I am not important enough to get endorsements, I will j
#datenight ?yes I am absolutely drinking a wine glass full of tequila
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Have I said lately that I love all y’all? That’s ALL you ALL, the sweethearts, the shit-talkers, the armpit fetishists. Every single one of
For all y’all calling photoshop on me, please observe: Whatever is closest to the camera appears bigger, and my head is already fuckin huge
Every time I leave the house: •Keys ✅ •Wallet ✅ •Phone ✅ •Meds (just in case) ✅ •Inflatable banana boat repair kit ✅ •Home depot gift card w
ATTN: Now accepting applicants for a FWB (Friend With Boat) while I’m vacationing here in Pensacola. **MUST BE 12+ METERS** Inquire within D
One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min
One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min
Welp. Fuck. I’ve got shit to do, y’all got any ideas? What does not seem to work: hand soap, dish soap, Vaseline, water. What does seem work
Just the bullshit we’re up to on snap today ?Sound on?
Uncle Hyde- Laney Grey, Stirling Cooper
Me: sorry I’m inexperienced Him: that’s hot What I actually mean:
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A lot (like 3) of y’all have been asking about my skincare routine lately ??♀️ I’m going to be real honest here, it consists of getting a
Despite our differences in opinion on NFL teams, I’m sure we can all come together in wishing I would get a damn video stabilizer. I am too
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Thanksgiving has passed, now is the time to focus on what is important during this most wonderful time of the year: listening to DMX’s versi
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She likes to feel that she has been fucked
Niece Nude clip
Dani Arcadia - Fuck My Ass Uncle Jack
Niece Tank Top Teen clip