Hot Fuzz - Frank Butterman "You're not seriously going to believe this man, are you? Are you?"
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YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE!?#7 (CLEAN) Try not to Laugh or Grin Challenge YOU LAUGH YOU Restart the Video!
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You get B? You not B-sian, you A-sian

Zero Percent Happy For You
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You know that goofy girl in the office, you should see what she does when you're not around...[f]

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better.... on second thought, I'd actually prefer it if you did cry.

You begged your mom not to go to your bully's house and a have a word with him because you knew exactly what would happen. You were proven right when your bully sent you this video...

You just wanted to call him out for lying about how "amazing" his cock was. Now, you see that he's not lying... You just want to ride it every single night!

You never thought your dream girl would have a dick bigger than yours, but that's okay! It's not like either of you use them any more... Your clitties are just there to leak when you're horny

You can come over but there is only one rule. You may not keep your hands to yourself. Actually, I’ll show you exactly where you should put them.

“You’re not well liked these days. If you want the job, you know what you have to do...”. [Amber Heard]:

You love that your husband are your bull are so comfortable with each other. You were not sure they would be down for DVP but it was amazing and you can’t wait to try again! u/Cannakev

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You must think you are so clever. You must think that you and your GF got the best of me. But look at me now. I am the one who is out here while she is in some cell, taking the fall for me. Trust me, though. By the time I am done with this body, not even

You are desperate to kiss them, don't you slave? But you are not allowed to! You can only admire your Goddes!

You need to bounce back on it bitch! I'm not gonna pound your tight pussy n let you just lay there n enjoy it~ Work for this cock! mmh... You've forgotten what it's like to have a cock inside you huh~ Tsk tsk tsk! Being a lesbian can't compare to this!

Not 5’ , not petite, would you still fuck me?! ???[f]
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you woke up with your tiny dick hard, not because of morning wood, but because you know you got paid today and now you can send your paycheck to serve Goddess Angel. ?

In case you're not a tits person... Don't worry, I got you!

If your gf not sending you nudes on a daily basis, then this is for you 🥰

I'm not a pillow princess, I like to ride you till you cum inside

"You little brat you did this purposely, didn't you.. Well here's something to remind you to not mess around with me.." Mommy Kate Upton

you're not good enough to see me degrade you you don't even deserve to hear me my voice in your ears is a blessing every letter i speak is mercy you worthless loser

you should be rubbing that clitty, not attempting to stroke or whatever you call THAT. you want to be a woman, you cant be "stroking" your nipple dick

Not sure if you're built for BBC? It's simple: Are you an alpha black bull of a man? No? Do you have an asshole? Yes? Then you *are* built for BBC. Train. Prepare. Goon, bitch.

So... Are you sure you are not looking for new secretary...?

You confessed to your friend about your gf not letting you do anal because it would pain her so he decided to stretch her ass for you..If she's enjoying his big cock then surely she can handle yours

You’re not allowed to cum until the timer hits zero… if you blow your load early I won’t stop tormenting your cock even if you beg me to stop 😈 🍆💦

I’ll let you squeeze them if you promise not to pull out 🤝

You want my cock more than anything, but you’re not ready. Get back to training and don’t talk to me until you can take all 10”

You're not worthy of seeing my b__ j___y a__. All you get is pixels to goon over you beta. So just do what you're meant to do just like all the other piggies and serve to your master

You can't really marry a hot woman with a tiny dick like yours and expect not to be cucked. You knew what you signed for 😂

You took your wife to your office party and pointed out your new boss...the guy who slapped you around, made you do his work, took all the credit and got the promotion...it wasn't long before you caught them...not that she cared...

Are leopard suits sexy or not? Not suitable for wearing underwear tho [oc] [reveal]
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You moved in with your hot single aunt this summer, and not long after that you started fucking. Now she sends you videos like these when you’re out with your gf

You thought it’d be a good idea to date a baddie till she fucks your friend because you weren’t man enough to make her cum the way he makes her cum. You tried stopping but she told you not to otherwise she’ll fuck all of your friends

Applying to be your GF! If you're not a fan of redheads, maybe my ghost nipples will convince you 🥰

You're not allowed to cum this month. Edging only. Let me know if you broke the rules this month with a like and comment. I will DM you at the end of the week and give you your punishment. 😈

You know what.. I'm not even gonna focus on you anymore.. I'm gonna disown you and just focus on my new son with your bully

You're not gay, His girl always gives him these types of massages, being the good bro that you are you weren't gonna let him break routine just because she wasn't around that day

You’re always begging your gf for some action, most of the time she tells you she’s not in the mood but whenever she’s with me it’s “baby can you fuck me? You make so horny” while sucking my hard dick.

You've been a little down ever since your girlfriend left.. luckily you have such good friends that would do "anything" to cheer you up~ It's not gay, they're just making you forget about her in their ocean of pleasure~ 😘

I heard you were behaving good, so I figured why not treat you to some titties? 😎

You told your bros you'd help and you're determined not to leave a drop behind

You don't care if it's real or not, do you? You'll still pump away to fake porn all day long if it means another edge you can go dumb to😈

You're not girly enough until you let a man take you

You're confused how you got here, but don't pretend you're not into it ;)

YOU CAN ONLY GET HARD TO PIXELS, YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN, YOU ARE FUCKED FOR BELLA

You're not even looking at me... no, you're dreaming of cock, extreme humiliation, and licking up massive creampies. I know exactly what you are, beta bitch.

You were challenged to not cum in less than 3 minutes if you wanted to avoid your wife getting dominated and fucked by her bull again. But admit it, you challenged yourself to cum as fast as possible right?

You thought you could escape? Not a chance, this lock means you’re mine for a while, let’s see how long you can resist the temptation.

you are really you, only when you are not horny 💕

Not huge in any way, but can pleasure you in more ways that you can imagine 😏 I hope you'll want to find out for yourself...

You can say what you want, but do you not see the comments?

You've been a casual for sooo long.. it's time to finally try rank~ But of course grinding alone would be such a chore! So why not let your friend hold you tight and carry you to the top~ 💕 I'm sure you could keep up.. ;3

You discover a cute, innocent looking cosplayer girl like ✨cornkitten
💖 and you get your hopes up, but it's always the same old story ... she's not into you ♠️😭🥲

You've been a bad boy this year so your gift is a kinky chubby goth girl who will not only be punished but will punish you. you're excited about the gift aren't you

You're going to feed my garden whether you want to or not. The womb sigil you've been branded with will ensure it... [@kishiri106_18]

Not going to stop until you call me tickle master as I edge you and make you worship my feet!

You cleared the first week so well, such a good boy. Hope you are not struggling too much just yet? Here's a pair of slippery boobs, tell me how they make you feel.
