You thought you were strong enough to join and become a member of the Albanian mafia, but with your physical appearance you had no chance, but that can't be said for your mother though, she became one of their best elite sluts, every day the mobsters line

Do you think I handled this okay? My watch said "take a break and have some water" it thought I was working out. Well I guess I was working something out. 💦💦💦 🥵🤪 Free Trial below 👇

"You wimp! I thought you were going to finally INTERVENE and DO something if I said THAT!"

some old fart at my work said “I’m sure you’re saving up to get work done on your boobs” and I just about flicked him on the nose

My lucky neighbor saw me like this and I said hi hehe..

Would you believe me if I said I was kinky and bisexual??

when you said you wanted me to serve you and your friends at poker night I thought you meant drinks

You thought it was a smart idea to send your sister to convince me to stop beating you up. Bet you didn’t know she was a slut and was quick shut up when I pulled out my dick. She said I can keep beating you up as long as I beat her pussy up

Someone said you love big boobs and big areolas.

I was wrong again! If you guys remember I said two ladies couldn't take him recently. Marica Hase and I had thought Maria Kazi. Not the case for Maria! Here she is first preview of MARIA KAZI out around August 15th!

If you’ve ever thought about watching your woman with another man, then go see the one hour podcast of my husband and Venus! She said it was the most memorable one she’s ever had! From a teen all the way to nowadays… you won’t believe the stories!

My friend said they’re too big and saggy, so it doesn't look good. Is he right? 🙄

I thought you said you weren’t a sissy bro, why are you getting hard?…….yeah, no…… oh shut up and just fuck me 🤤
