College was a great excuse for an upgrade

You were sent to sleep by your girlfriend because she wanted some privacy with him. It was just an excuse!

She knew it was an old Pic. She just needed the excuse to go fuck her ex

I took my girlfriend out to dinner for our 6 month anniversary. She excused herself to use the restroom. 2 minutes later I was shocked to receive this

βNo way, Shrimpdick!β Your now Ex-girlfriend Kat Dennings said when she saw your pathetic excuse of a penis. Instead she walked down the street to the black fraternity house and had herself stuffed full of BBC, properly filling her holes in ways she never

In reality she just needed an excuse to torment you π

It was never for your girlfriend, you just needed an excuse

Your girl uses girls night excuse to go cheat on you

excuse me, could you help us stretch please?

I always gotta find an excuse to "tie my shoe" in these outfits π

Just using the mistletoe as an excuse for what I already wanted to do π Cum see more of us!ππ½

POV: Your girlfriend finds out about the gifts, and the only excuse you can come up with is pointing to this perfect pair as the reasonπ
