Your girl had a meeting with her boss yesterday. You asked how it went, and she replied “Oh, you know, he was just being a controlling dickhead like usual”
Your boss was an arrogant asshole to you all the time, always giving you night shifts when he knows you hate them. One night, mid shift, you decided to tell him off over text. He replied by sending a snapchat..
He asks "U wana build it up?" She replies"Baby it's built. He excitedly agrees "Yea it is." Classic!
Do you do asslicking? He asked her...Tongues up my ASS is okay, Mia replied ??
This beta loser loves when armpits are fully censored. He'll reply to EVERY mean comment he'll receive under this post, so have fun with him ahahah
We got a hotel for our girls night out 😏 hubby said this was hot. But when he asked who was filming I figured it was best I didn’t reply 😈
You go down to the reception desk and ask the clerk if the woman from room 302 already left today. He looks at you confused and replies that nobody has checked in at room 302
My Friday night date said "I love Tight Married Pussy". I replied "I haven't been stretched in a while, You are much bigger than my husband". Then he CREAMPIED me! LOL
"Want me to come?" he asks. "In me, deep in me, I want to feel it" she replies.
I asked him : Does my ASS look FAT in these jeans? He replies : i have something FATTER in my pants for you.
Husband asked how my night was going - I think he liked the reply 😈
He asks if he can put it in, her reply ...
Last night we had a very unexpected date. I drank a beer with my cub and when a tinder guy messaged me and asked if he could drop in i replied "why not?". The quality of sex I got was even more unexpected ^^
I just made a video with a fan and uploaded it to my OF ;) he fucks me so much better than the guy from my first sex tape did 🥵 I reply to all messages there personally & can send voice memos to prove it’s me 😘 No PPVs ever ❤️❤️
Replying - yanks pretty much laid out the process in that comment thread for anyone else who may have questions on how to begin. he's def a Goodboy
When he asks if he is allowed to cum.. My reply is.... "only if I help you and use the mallet on those balls"😈
You text your goon bro that your internet is out and you can’t watch porn… He replies with this and tells you to come over… It can’t be gay if he looks that fem, can it?
Asked if he enjoyed our day in the forest. His reply: What forest? 🤭😭
Your buddy says you had a cute ass, you replied if it looks girly enough to fuck, and when he said yes you just knew you had to try