My dad didn't buy me a car for my birthday, jokes on him though because I smashed his laptops ?
So these past 2 weeks I under went a Tonsillectomy and let me tell you, it’s no joke. It’s SO painful, but on the plus side it’s given me ti
SHE PUT A WIG ON ME!!
Some stupid girl reported me to HR over my “offensive” joke. They called me into their office at the end of the day and offered me two choices. Either get fired, or become a chick for the day to see what they go through. Well at least I kept my job…
After my bud walked in on my gf giving me a half-hearted blowjob, he joked that even he could suck cock better than that. I told him I didn’t believe him
You wanted me to post this one of me tribbing💦 on your girlfriend/Taylor[26] cute feet BTW. TOAHNOTS=Inside joke for a special someone.
My friend found some "pornstar glasses" and put them on me as a joke. I gave him top tier sloppy head and swallowed his load as a joke. I think I'm gonna hold on to these glasses, as a joke.
Come at me with the forehead jokes because I know how beautiful I am, especially with cum on my face ? (OC)
[kik: miker421] When you asked me to help you practice hypnosis, I laughed in your face and jokingly agreed to be your dummy. It obviously didn’t work, but… hold on let me just finish sucking you off.
It's my day off and I went to stock up on the miraculous herbs,this black little femboy was coming out and as a joke I told him that when I get the munchies ..I like chocolate…well we enchanted #’s and I wasn’t even paying when he hit me up ,
Okay but I'm stupid proud of this (true) joke, y'all: I collect orgasms like Pokémon cards. Wanna make me MewTwo? ?? [He/They] [More pics on profile]
One of my wife's favorite practical jokes on me is to swap bodies with me when we have guests and fuck me so hard my moans get loud enough for everyone to hear
playing volleyball I learned to make great jokes ... would you like to see me work on you?
My husband used to think it was a game when I fucked his throat and pussy with my strap on. He used to joke about me trying to turn him gay so he didn’t look at other girls…. Now he’s a feminised, 2-hole slut who eats, sleeps and drinks cock ♠️
My friends pranked me with a sex doll, but I think the joke's on them 😜
The guys said I need to "practice" and got me joke-gift. Can't wait to see the look on their faces when they see my skills
There’s def a “lipstick on a pig” joke somewhere in here but I’ll just wait until u come hang out to rly degrade me kk👗🍑🐷
My Husband & I were out Clubbing when this one guy kept hitting on me! And I sure was getting turned on because of it! My Husband joked that I should do something about it! So I did….