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I met a homeless black man on the street. I invited him to my house. I said I would give him everything he needed, food, clothes, he could take a shower. But when he saw my mom by the pool, he pushed me away "Fuck off, asshole, that's what I really need".

I met a homeless black man on the street. I invited him to my house. I said I would

Somebody said I should go fuck myself, so that’s what I did…

Somebody said I should go fuck myself, so that’s what I did…

“Hey dude, I’m back. Oh my date? She was a total bitch! Apparently I’m an “asshole” so she said some weird shit and left. Don’t worry though, on the way back these guys hit on me so I feel better! What do you mean gay? I’m a guy that’s gross!”

“Hey dude, I’m back. Oh my date? She was a total bitch! Apparently I’m an “asshole”

My Straight Friend said, that his girlfriends wasn’t giving him what he needed so I took care of him 😉

My Straight Friend said, that his girlfriends wasn’t giving him what he needed

The doctor said that they can't be used for natural medicine.. what do you think?

The doctor said that they can't be used for natural medicine.. what do you think?

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