Weren't expecting that, were you, human?
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"I just wanted to touch a crab..." Mistakes were made ??
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This is what I imagine sex would be like between 2 people who were misled into believing both that all other humans hate sex & that it is their responsibility to prove sex is indeed very enjoyable

If I were a human-sized candy, would you think I taste sweet?

These alien invaders were nothing scientists could’ve expected. They were sentient crystals, capable of taking any form they wanted. They’d heard about humanity’s rampant horniness... so what better way to take over the world?

I woke up this morning and I looked at the post where I was getting a lot of hate…. And the hate comments had been downvoted to oblivion and there were hairy pussy supporters everywhere!! Omg faith in humanity preserved I love you ????

While out jogging, Ruby remembered hearing rumors about a supposed pack, a new type of Grimm that looked human, so she decided to go check out where they were spotted. Maybe she'll let her team know if she sees anything.
