Don’t worry, I’ve got you tiny human
Emilia Clarke - Shame
~playing that game where you steal the food from the dogs bowl and then the dogs head turned and everyone got scared
Florence + The Machine - The Odyssey (Full film, directed by Vincent Haycock)
Who needs a herd dog when you got a raccoon
My picture got the 100 upvotes, heres the video you horn dogs. Enjoy the next 24 hours
what a nice.... dog you got there [Cagejohnson]
Got a last minute invite to a witch's Halloween party. Embarrassingly I showed up without a costume... you don't think she'd mind if I borrowed these dog ears I found in her room, right? she could never be mad at a good girl like me... ARF!
The snap my bull sent my husband using my phone as I got him off in my mouth. I hope you don't mind the dog filter. 😅
When we got lost and a complete stranger gave us directions and I let him grope me as a thank you in front of my husband [F]
My feet got super sweaty from my hike. But luckily i have a dog like you to lick them all clean. Your so privileged to even get a taste of them.
You’ve been nagging your mom about buying you a dog! Welp, your bully got one…and it just so happens to be your SLUTTY WHORE of a MOM
So I got my long (and thick) weekend wish. Did you guys have (f)un?