Look. Your boyfriend is soft anyway. He does whatever the fuck I tell him to do. Don't worry about it. Trust me. I totally guarantee it. He'll be home shortly and not only is he going to want to kiss you, he'll probably give you some tongue. Now hold stil

Probably not my sexiest gif but I'm genuinely wondering... Do any of you just kinda hump the bed as your trying to nap π

Your wife would approve of this dress, but probably not if I showed you whatβs underneath ?

Be honest with me how many fists is your clitty? Probably not even 1 right ?πππ·π€πΎππβπ¨

That's right loser! That's where you belong! On your fucking knees way below your Goddess! Worship me and I'll go easy on you! (probably not lol)

Will jerk to girls that I like using my fleshlight now. Send me your girls on kik: tribinghotties Donβt get mad if I donβt reply, it probably just means I am not into the girl

Your girlfriend, Addison didn't invite you out, and now she's shaking her ass for everyone at the club, she's even grinding against your best friends... She'll probably not text you back untill tomorrow morning

If you donβt like 5ft goth sluts with DDβs Iβm probably not your taste π
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Omg π³ what a little short stack π₯ I could not stop laughing π whatβs your size ?! Your probably a teenie weenie too !!

If your gf not answering the phone sheβs probably eating dick

Probably not your usual point of view..but it's a good one.

You probably came as early as Santa, so Merry Christmas in July to all my pathetic little buttons out there. Stroke your clitty to this special video just for my shrimpies and try not to hurt your little dicklette.
