[reddit] Ohhh fuckk bro I can't believe you're so good at pumping my fat cock... no homo though right? You're just helpin your bro out
![[reddit] Ohhh fuckk bro I can't believe you're so good at pumping my fat cock...](/thumbs/e1/fd/DarkolivegreenSlateblueRattail.jpg)
Apples one of your five a day right? It won’t quite fit into my little pussy though, need someone to push it in for me

"So you'll switch bodies with me if I let you have my boyfriend?" the woman on the right asks. "Yeah, let me get a good look of your breasts first though." the woman on the left responds. "Okay, deal." she adds, after checking them out.

Your uncle was very vocal about his disgust on you marrying an ex stripper, even though you tried to tell him a million times that she's a changed person. Your uncle was right all along.

Ever since he ran into her at a bar, your bully has been tormenting you with videos of him fucking your mom. His most recent one was the most humiliating one yet. Worst thing about it though was that he’s 100% right.

I though this might start your Saturday off right;

"She's not your girl anymore." I remember when one of our first bulls said that to my boyfriend. Neither of us knew how right he was! I definitely don't belong to that little dicked loser anymore even though I still love him 💕

Oops. Forgot panties. Your betachip is working though right? No pussy for pindicks!

oops, caught you showing off your “cosplay” and now i’m hard asf, nothing gay about that though right?
