I said this in a previous post, but can you believe it's been over 4 years since a man went down on me? (seriously, my ex never even tried)
My ex said he didn't like how pale my nipples are. Hope you guys can appreciate them
My ex said I was too chubby but maybe you’ll appreciate my body type anyway (I do need to lose 20 tho lol)
[Kik assboy674] (si.ssy dad) When my girly dad came back from my friend's farm he said he saw the biggest cock, but my friend has no male animals
My ex said it’s too fat, can you handle 47” of ass?
My arm hurts, and the doctor said the only cure is if you eat my pussy… so… I mean… 😅
My friend sent me this video of Mommy Jessica Alba. He said he's not going to stop fucking her asshole until it's fully gaped! I then get a text from Mommy saying that I should hurry home as she's making me a warm 'pie' for me to eat up!
“Hey dude, I’m back. Oh my date? She was a total bitch! Apparently I’m an “asshole” so she said some weird shit and left. Don’t worry though, on the way back these guys hit on me so I feel better! What do you mean gay? I’m a guy that’s gross!”
My ex said my ass was too small what do you think?
My ex said my boobs have a weird shape.. Is he right? link in the comments
My ex refused to eat it and said no one does that. Now watch at the mistake this guy made