Told Him I wanted to give him Road Head but instead, I just wanted to Give him Road BallBusting & Smack his Bruised Blue Balls to Pass the Time! 😈
🥵My boy told to swing by and pick up some money that he left for me I smoke blunt instead ended up clapping his sister remember no face no case now she’s mine bro 😜
My girlfriend told me to stand up to my bully. When I told him that he took it out on her instead of me. I don't know if that's any better though
Instead of buying him a gift, you told him he could use you as a fleshlight all year long.
Instead of the dinner bell I shake these around to announce when it's time to eat
Date nights with my husband have changed a lot over the years 😏 instead of us coming home to fuck, he takes me back to our hotel room where I have some men waiting to stop by. I think he’s enjoying the view from behind 😍
Let’s skip dinner, you can eat me out instead 👅
pov: you told me to jerk my cock like a man to to punish myself if i accidentally rubbed it instead 💕
Waiting my dinner 💦
Us trying to warm up to one day do the Full Nelson sex position while waiting for our Dasher to deliver dinner 😅. You can see how much Alina was loving it!! I LOVED seeing her feet and her pussy in this angle 🥵. What a ride
Your GF told you that she was having a ladies night out but took BBC instead
Told my bud I liked butt plugs, next time we saw each other told me there's a suprise waiting