“No way, Shrimpdick!” Your now Ex-girlfriend Kat Dennings said when she saw your pathetic excuse of a penis. Instead she walked down the street to the black fraternity house and had herself stuffed full of BBC, properly filling her holes in ways she never
Why do I always end up as a bottom?
this is why I always wear miniskirts
When one hole is busy there is always another
When it comes to sex, size does matter – and that’s why big dick sex is always so hot! There’s just something about a guy with a big dick that makes women weak in the knees, and when it comes to porn, big dick sex gifs a
Always raining in my house
You always make such a mess on daddy’s cock gooner
I’ve always been too nervous to do one of these at a Phillies game for the fear of getting a lifetime ban! So when I was in Colorado I figured why not do my first flash at a baseball stadium 😍 I think I covered it up well 😏
Why I'm always running late for meetings
Fountains of goon squirting all over… This is why the floor is always sticky in here...