Ladies and Gentleman, it is with great regret that I have to inform you, that I've failed NNN. The following is the video that pushed me over the edge, so I'm linking it hear as a warning to not watch stuff like that if you're serious about NNN.
download: UnripeDimgreyKodiakbear.mp4
original: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/UnripeDimgreyKodiakbear