I'm wearing a dress today. What do you think?
things you might not know about Lola #1. I love food and am a keen (vegetarian) cook ??? you'll often find me in the kitchen at home preparing something delicious to eat ?
? it's the wednesday wank! ? marvel at my thoughtfulness as I take a moment mid-wank to show my wet knickers
my phone likes to overlay my GIFs with comedy music... enjoy! ????
Hi gang. Today I have been celebrating my magnificent lady parts. What have you been up to?
Horny as fuck so snuck off to "clean the bathroom". Made so much noise my kid thought I'd really hurt myself ??? Note to self: don't wank with noise cancelling headphones on... ???
Busy Milf? Try masturbating in lingerie! It makes clean-up quicker and easier, especially if you're a squirter like me ? (sound on for this one team)
the sunday squirt: shit lighting, stupendous moaning
can't be arsed to caption this...
by popular request: here's a clip of me celebrating yesterday ????
time for another ridiculous musical gif, courtesy of my phone. featuring my pins & stockings (actually m&s hold-ups, but stockings sounds sexier yes?). happy friday!
livening up the family swim trip with a spot of public play ?
the sunday squirt: I think we're gonna need a bigger blanket ????
I *may* have filmed myself having some outdoor fun today...
really horny but really lazy = squirting with clothes on ????
Can you guess what the 'B' in my name stands for?
trying again as this didn't work properly before... what do you think the 'B' in my name stands for?
some whistle while they work... I warble while I wank ?
Believe it or not, only 30% of the fluid here squirted out of my pussy
the sunday squirt: watering the plants ???? (click redgifs link for sound)
masturbation monday innit
the sunday squirt: hopefully the blurry square isn't too distracting?
masturbation monday, featuring me being thwarted again. current life circumstances make it *very* tricky to get quality time with myself: I wank as and when I can, often in little snatches (?). being interrupted is not a rare occurrence ???
real life is kicking my arse a bit atm (thus the bruise, lol) so am being less chatty here than I would like. both my DMs and messages are now off, but I always check comments if anyone has anything desperately important or indeed complimentary to say ??
the sunday squirt: a twofer today as a special thank you from me. firstly, for being so lovely during my wobbly week ? and secondly for putting up with my r kelly references ? don't know what came over me ????
hi friends, still alive but stupid busy. luckily I'm all about efficiency: here I am knocking out an orgasm while I run the kids' bath #multitasking #mumcum #excusetheemoji
daily grind still keeping me stupidly busy, hope you've not been missing me too much ?
lots of you lovelies have been asking how I'm doing. here's my official response to this question. in other news, I'm masturbating as I type this ?
the sunday squirt ????me, in my garden, an hour ago, reading your comments, while someone waited for me inside ?
introducing: the wednesday wank
the sunday squirt 💦💦👑 today we have the sequel to raiders of the lost archive 🤠🗄️💦 lolaBthirsty and the temple of poon 🏯🌮💦