When you're testing your own jiggle physics and you see that Stephanie got a new 3D Character Scan :(
![When you're testing your own jiggle physics and you see that Stephanie got a new](/thumbs/aa/8d/SmugBestHeifer.jpg)
When you're so hard that you can't even point n' shoot straight
![When you're so hard that you can't even point n' shoot straight](/thumbs/cf/1e/SomberImpishIcelandichorse.jpg)
When you need someone you can trust
![When you need someone you can trust]()
When you realize your wifi is off and you've been using data
![When you realize your wifi is off and you've been using data]()
When you suck cock well, you earn a hat
![When you suck cock well, you earn a hat](/thumbs/bd/bc/FluffyDelayedFreshwatereel.jpg)
You may swallow when you cum.
![You may swallow when you cum.](/thumbs/9b/4a/OptimisticReliableArctichare.jpg)
When you're having fun on Snapchat and you suddenly go on auto pilot.
![When you're having fun on Snapchat and you suddenly go on auto pilot.](/thumbs/34/e6/RichDopeyEyas.jpg)
When you feel like dancing and everyone just stares at you
![When you feel like dancing and everyone just stares at you](/thumbs/28/d0/SillyNaturalGhostshrimp.jpg)
When you're going to skydive for charity but your instructor insists you practice your moves in bed the night before.
![When you're going to skydive for charity but your instructor insists you practice](https://g.redditmedia.com/f_jq3IOleeWXQTzmoy7VzzIWgZyOL5jIfhBat_sAE7o.gif?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=320&fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=3bb6df328b7649a6393b12a543c4e967)
When you're half way through untangling your daddy issues and remember who TF you are
![When you're half way through untangling your daddy issues and remember who TF you](/thumbs/20/e1/OddballSlowBoilweevil.jpg)
When you want a promotion you have to use your assets.
![When you want a promotion you have to use your assets.](/thumbs/64/fd/UnwrittenSoupyHammerheadshark.jpg)
When you realise you forgot all about hubby and look over seeing him loving it.
![When you realise you forgot all about hubby and look over seeing him loving it.](https://external-preview.redd.it/hrgbFngYnp2YBLoJPTC92nQ0_hg_8fN9zxRuVbuQ1Ts.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0a3b8e899ddfeddc700e7aa5b7d023263513f4cd)
When you leave the house and wonder if there’s something you forgot to do...
![When you leave the house and wonder if there’s something you forgot to do...](/thumbs/ee/98/PleasedInnocentAnemonecrab.jpg)
when you go to work I will be waiting for you so we can have FUN!!
![when you go to work I will be waiting for you so we can have FUN!!](/thumbs/2a/64/PapayawhipAquamarineFireant.jpg)
when you die I'll jerk off near your grave, do you mind? [OC]
![when you die I'll jerk off near your grave, do you mind? [OC]](https://external-preview.redd.it/Y2BdE_a8QchgAkIBvby4b_n-c5PCGP7icvg6SB8dsmk.jpg?width=108&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=988373111b22343a846b543c3c3d1ca92d350641)
You perk up when you hear it
![You perk up when you hear it](/thumbs/64/99/PhonyImmediateHydra.jpg)
When you send your wife over to her bulls house, this is what you're expecting to get back, right?
![When you send your wife over to her bulls house, this is what you're expecting to](/thumbs/0a/eb/PettyKnowingOropendola.jpg)
You’re so pretty when you deepthroat
![You’re so pretty when you deepthroat](/thumbs/a7/d5/GrowlingFirsthandBichonfrise.jpg)
When You See That Beautiful Ass, How Could You Look Away.
![When You See That Beautiful Ass, How Could You Look Away.](/thumbs/59/7b/IdleWideeyedAmericanpainthorse.jpg)
When you get bored at work you find ways to entertain yourself
![When you get bored at work you find ways to entertain yourself](/thumbs/3c/b1/PoliteUprightNeontetra.jpg)
You lost her! When you're able to move again, pack up your things and find a new home
![You lost her! When you're able to move again, pack up your things and find a new](/thumbs/03/57/SuspiciousGrizzledRoebuck.jpg)
When you know exactly what you want! *Sound On*
![When you know exactly what you want! *Sound On*](/thumbs/60/3f/NoisySweatyPronghorn.jpg)
When you're gagging on Sir's cock so hard that you piss yourself
![When you're gagging on Sir's cock so hard that you piss yourself](/thumbs/ac/0a/NaiveFocusedPanda.jpg)
When you fuck her so well she leaves him for you and does that shit she never did with him.
![When you fuck her so well she leaves him for you and does that shit she never did](/thumbs/13/17/VibrantInstructiveQuetzal.jpg)
When you’re running mommy errands and you just have to touch it…
![When you’re running mommy errands and you just have to touch it…](/thumbs/91/c8/ConsciousWhitesmokeWaterthrush.jpg)
When you're hung, horny and 18, sometimes you've just got to...😈👅
![When you're hung, horny and 18, sometimes you've just got to...😈👅](/thumbs/0c/b1/InfiniteActualWasp.jpg)
You orgasm hard when you’re with the right person [M+F]
![You orgasm hard when you’re with the right person [M+F]](/thumbs/4c/e7/OtherSociableLcont.jpg)
When you’re trying on clothes and so horny you have to cum…mmm
![When you’re trying on clothes and so horny you have to cum…mmm](/thumbs/42/b5/TreasuredVioletVampirebat.jpg)
You know they’re big when you can see them bounce from behind! 🙊🍉
![You know they’re big when you can see them bounce from behind! 🙊🍉](/thumbs/43/7a/LightpinkPinkSwallow.jpg)
When you start fucking you bff on the weekends and she asks if she can play with your ass, I couldn’t say no
![When you start fucking you bff on the weekends and she asks if she can play with](/thumbs/bb/63/PerkyAggressiveHedgehog.jpg)
When you want to feel your pussy completely stretched and filled, so you do it yourself
![When you want to feel your pussy completely stretched and filled, so you do it yourself](/thumbs/e2/5a/MarvelousQuarterlyViperfish.jpg)
When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut. OF is 25% off, today only! Don't miss out 😉
![When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut. OF is 25% off,](/thumbs/2b/30/PuzzledLovableHammerheadshark.jpg)
When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut
![When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut](/thumbs/4a/c2/WorseScholarlyWaterdragons.jpg)
When you leave your girlfriend alone with your roommate, guess you should've known better ;)
![When you leave your girlfriend alone with your roommate, guess you should've known](/thumbs/ab/4a/HospitableTemptingZooplankton.jpg)
It is tradition to give a kiss when you see a naughty redhead
![It is tradition to give a kiss when you see a naughty redhead](/thumbs/b4/9b/DeadlyPertinentAustraliancattledog.jpg)
You make sure he knows when you need it
![You make sure he knows when you need it](/thumbs/bd/c3/FantasticNiftyPrimate.jpg)
When you walk into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise
![When you walk into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise](/thumbs/1f/d4/NarrowAmbitiousBufflehead.jpg)
when you’re riding and he still fucks you back 🤤
![when you’re riding and he still fucks you back 🤤](/thumbs/ce/a8/SadWarlikePhoenix.jpg)
When you’re tiny with tiny tits you never have to wear a bra!
![When you’re tiny with tiny tits you never have to wear a bra!](/thumbs/d3/90/EsteemedIndelibleKillifish.jpg)
First thing I do when you walk in my room
![First thing I do when you walk in my room](/thumbs/2f/ac/HumongousSecondhandAustralianfurseal.jpg)
You know it’s big when you can see it in the front
![You know it’s big when you can see it in the front](/thumbs/e5/bc/IncompleteOccasionalHoatzin.jpg)
When you're getting home, you see your best friends car pulling out. He didn't.
![When you're getting home, you see your best friends car pulling out. He didn't.](/thumbs/6b/66/ProperOffensiveBee.jpg)
When you work from home, I have to do this myself... So, are you cumming into the office tomorrow? 😏
![When you work from home, I have to do this myself... So, are you cumming into the](/thumbs/67/17/DefiniteEnergeticAldabratortoise.jpg)
When you want to have a BBC 3some, but the second guy is a chastity cuck, so you close your eyes and make him wear a black strapon !
![When you want to have a BBC 3some, but the second guy is a chastity cuck, so you](/thumbs/7b/00/AdvancedDarkmagentaNuthatch.jpg)
When you eat that pussy right they keep you happy as well
![When you eat that pussy right they keep you happy as well](/thumbs/e0/22/ComposedMediumblueIndianhare.jpg)
You know it’s good when you break the bed!
![You know it’s good when you break the bed!](/thumbs/32/0b/AlarmedKnobbyBeaver.jpg)
You know the tits are big when you can fuck them hands free 😊
![You know the tits are big when you can fuck them hands free 😊](/thumbs/1e/f8/RunnyOilyMare.jpg)
You know he's getting it when you see the foot tapping
![You know he's getting it when you see the foot tapping](/thumbs/44/17/StarryLightcoralDeer.jpg)
You’ll become addicted when you taste my pussy
![You’ll become addicted when you taste my pussy](/thumbs/4f/bd/LowWonderfulAffenpinscher.jpg)
When you find couples you vibe with in the lifestyle it can be incredible 😍 we hang out, we’re friends, and we end our nights by cumming over and over 🤤 come see how me and my friend Lily play
![When you find couples you vibe with in the lifestyle it can be incredible 😍 we](/thumbs/a8/1d/HardRadiantBass.jpg)
You know the day is going to go well when you receive a blowjob
![You know the day is going to go well when you receive a blowjob](/thumbs/7d/a3/ClearScholarlyAegeancat.jpg)
You like to worship his cock when you're drunk. So what?
![You like to worship his cock when you're drunk. So what?](/thumbs/53/75/IntentThunderousHypacrosaurus.jpg)
When you are 4’10”, you feel every stroke
![When you are 4’10”, you feel every stroke](/thumbs/fb/b8/FlatImprobableDunlin.jpg)
When you say you're going on an exotic vacation
![When you say you're going on an exotic vacation](/thumbs/a6/83/MountainousMediumvioletredPartridge.jpg)
When you’re done pulsating, you better get back to it
![When you’re done pulsating, you better get back to it](/thumbs/ad/07/CostlyFussyQueenalexandrasbirdwing.jpg)
When you BFF wants to experiment with another woman, you welcome her with open legs
![When you BFF wants to experiment with another woman, you welcome her with open legs](/thumbs/f9/26/TraumaticHappyDuck.jpg)
When you fuck her so good, the future runs away from you. Her pussy loves it though!
![When you fuck her so good, the future runs away from you. Her pussy loves it though!](/thumbs/7b/f0/WanMenacingSableantelope.jpg)
When you have no protection don’t let him escape. Make him breed you 😏😈
![When you have no protection don’t let him escape. Make him breed you 😏😈](/thumbs/68/2d/WeakKeyIberianlynx.jpg)
You bring your wife to the orgy & can’t get hard enough to perform. Meanwhile she’s getting folded up and pounded hard. This is when you know your role of a cuck
![You bring your wife to the orgy & can’t get hard enough to perform. Meanwhile](/thumbs/21/66/SorrowfulCreativeSouthernhairnosedwombat.jpg)
When you marry someone, you're also marrying their family. It's very important to get along with your spouse's sister.
![When you marry someone, you're also marrying their family. It's very important to](/thumbs/e7/76/OldRecentLobster.jpg)