My girl just sent me this...I wonder if she's getting pounded by that massive log right now...

Creamy lube for that sweet feeling

Notice how you aren't that man.

It wasn't that hard

Just look at that massive cock.

she told you, that she would let you fuck her pussy as long as she could tie you up..

Bet đ€€ (Bonus post cus it be like that sometimes)

He showed you a side of your daughter that you've never seen before.

"your girl told me she likes it DEEP and that you just can't get deep enough.."

I wasnât expecting that đŠ

You found this video on her laptop. it's 1 week old. She was at her hometown visiting people, that week. Her hometown, with her EX.

Putting your hair up in Whore Handles is a clear sign for Alpha males, that you want to suck some dick.

You can't measure up to your wifes preferences... but he can. thats why you stay pussy free!

When Step-Daughter gives you that look

Lick up every drop that misses your face

You had no idea that your tight little girlfriend can take it so deep đ„¶đ

Wasn't that the intention behind getting the tits ? :) :p

Someone told you that they've seen a man go in and out of your girlfriend's apartment many many times whenever you're not there... You finally confront her about it and this is when she sends back:
![Someone told you that they've seen a man go in and out of your girlfriend's apartment]()
The sooner you accept that he's better than you, the easier it gets

You just can't do the things that he can đ

He doesn't like to be watched while making a piece of art that's fine

Hope my wife is doing that while sheâs away from me.
![Hope my wife is doing that while sheâs away from me.]()
This is why you always stay at that hotel

working from home has gotten so much easier now that i don't even need to leave bed

just keep pumping that dicklet of yours!

You don't exist at that stage

And it's going to stay that way đ

NOW THATS LOVE

YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO SHY FOR THAT

YOU'VE NEVER DONE THAT FOR HER

YOU CANT BELIEVE SHE CAN HANDLE THAT

A message that wonât surprise you

feel that thick load..

Get cleaning that warm mess.. (this is my hottest one so far)

The first time your fiancée met your mother didn't go all that great! Your fiancée thought she wouldn't get along with your mother based on first impressions but your mother managed to change her mind

I think my mother regrets making that bet. I don't

Task #13: Count how many people wish you a Merry Christmas. Edge your pussy that many times tonight.

Your flatmates treat you like a servant and that extends to cleaning their mess when they're having fun

Look at that cock

Look at that cock

Her husband wishes she'd do that for him

You go to church with that couple

you lost, gooner. you're a pathetic grunting jerk junkie pump pump pumping your life away and you fucking love it. porn is the best thing that ever happened to you.

you're so fucking stupid for porn. that's kinda hot! [sound on!!]
![you're so fucking stupid for porn. that's kinda hot! [sound on!!]](/thumbs/b7/62/SpicyCheerfulGalapagosdove.jpg)
Donât think~ Just goon~ Imagine youâre her~ Imagine all the delicious cock and cum youâd get~ Keep stroking~ Play with that slutty bitch button in your ass~ Never stop gooning~

We all know what your decisions gonna be, honeyâŠMake that big cock pulse đ€€đ€€đ€€

Your best friend always goes off about how much she hates your bully for how he treats you. She's never mentions that she fucks him regularly.

Well, that's a shame beta... it was REALLY worth seeing!

You love to see your girl like that, but you could never admit it to her!

Made safe for you. So take your hand of that useless dick and thank me

đGo Hard On That Pussyđ

Exams arenât the only thing thats hard this semester.

Imagine my delight, when I found out that my neighbor is a fan of my blogs...

Her husband "fucks" her - after a fashion. I "make love to her" - mind, soul, and - eventually - body. She told me that she doesn't feel guilty, either; "her two guys" fulfill different needs.

SHE FINDS IT HOT THAT SHE GETS RAN THROUGH WHILE IGNORING YOUR TEXTS

Well that escalated quickly

Have you ever gotten railed? (seriously, what was that like for you?)

I can fit 6mm... Is that big enough?

I should be happy or angry that my daughter

Teaching my daughter that love doesn't suck
