Who said you can’t have cake and eat it too ?
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - I have no idea what you just said
When he said he wanted to have safe sex, this is what he meant
I had the last laugh on my bully. I have a real successful job and my wife said he was the cable guy or something.
Wish he would have stopped and said hello :) [GIF]
My brother said that I have perfect boobs and a perfect ass ??
He said you look quite tasty up there...so I let him have a lick
exactly 1 year ago we had our first MFM threesome. I was sooo nervous we had a few shots of vodka and I almost cancelled when he said he was 5 minutes out! now we have a lot of fun !
Officer said he’ll let him off the hook if he can have some ass
Who said you have to stop stroking after you cum?
someone said bella did raunchier videos when she was younger have a look
Short story time: @lika_fitmommy on IG, DMed me asking if we can ship bathing suits to Europe and I said “yes, but during a pandemic it’s gonna take a little time” and then I made her an offer. Send me a video of you having milk poured on your ass and I’l
My ex said I have weird boobs, but I like them
If I sent you this and said “You have 20 min to get home!” Would you drop everything and rush home to me?
My loving wife puts me in panties, fucks me, makes me eat my cum, fucks other men in front of me, and abuses my balls. I love her so much! She said I have to do an embarrassing (truthful) AMA in the comments...
Who said you can’t have fun alone?
[reddit] My girl said she may have found a fuck buddy, any like-minded cucks wanna chat, trade links of what we want our girl's to get into?
my ex said i have ugly boobs. i think he's blind
[OC] Who ate who better? Her hubby said she sucked my cock just a little better than I ate his wife's pussy :p I have to agree
By the time I had paid my fare, I had missed my stop and didn't have a way home. The conductor said he would give me a ride, but it would cost me...
Mom said she would have a quick and quiet talk with my bullies in my bedroom but it's been more than an hour and I'm starting to get worried
This dude asked for my snap, and i said he could have it if I could film us fucking
Daddy said I have to take cocks in my other holes too if I want to be a real slut
My boss said have a presentation to show for our motivational Monday morning meeting…😈
My ex said I have a cute little fun-size booty, so now I share it with my favorite subreddit 😊
I (F)27 said warm me up before things get wild and my Bae (M)33 didn't disappoint.😈 Have fun with Sound on😉
Who said old dads can’t have big loads? (47)
Who said fake butts have to be huge?
My dad said i couldnt have any boys over at the house he didnt say anything about the Trampoline
They heard about how sensitive your tip is and they wanted to see you have an accident for their amusement.. they knew if they said “bye bye cummies” it would all come gushing out.. and it did..
After tying me up, my gf said she needed to film this video to send to her friends. She told me they have a group chat where they discuss how pathetic I am 😭😭
After turning me into her maid my gf said the chastity cage was mandatory so I don't lose focus on my chores. She locked the keys onto my collar so I'm reminded of the freedom I used to have 😭😭😭
My boyfriend and my bull said my squats have been paying off. #pawg? 🍑🎂
You said you were ready for it, hope you aren't having regrets
“If you have never been eaten out like this, at least once in your life, what’s even the point”- That’s what she said.. #Shaken&stirred…
Mom said I have to make sure my new step-dad is taken cared of.
Alright dude fine, you said you and your bestie had a good new workout so I'll let you try it out on me! Wait...do I really have to take my pants off and sit here like this? Ugh.. you better not make this weird... (RP)
My bull asked me to come home while hubby was busy with work. I said why not. Hubby was happy to watch me while he works. And I was happy to have fun with him. I think it was so sexy night for all of us. ❤️😍
She said “White boys have so much testosterone in them. They drench me fully in cum” to her hubby after
Who said Asian girls can't have nice butts!?
Her husband said she had no head game. Guess he didn't have what she wanted 👀
Girls will pretend to not want sex, or to have safe sex — deep down they want your cock and cum — you slipped off the condom and started fucking your neighbour — when you were about to cum she said no, but deep down she wants it, trust me 😉💦🤰
When he said "bigger dick tops" thinking a pretty blond girl wouldn't have such a big dick... but then...
How Many Times Have You Said It's Just A Faze, IT'S NOT 😏😏
Aunt said I am allowed to fuck her but I have to use a condom
Daddy said we have to keep practising our spanks until he’s back from work
My roommate said I have to move out if I keep spreading my ass on the balcony
I met this guy at the bar & brought him home to have a 3 some with me and my husband. Only for him to tell my husband he wasn’t allowed to join & said made him watch
My bully said that he could have my gf in an instant if she took one look at his cock. I knew it wasn’t true so we set up a little challenge. Safe to say she failed with flying colours.
Step dad said I have the best tongue in the world
It shouldnt have to be said
Well we can said I have hit the right spot this time 😝
I got in trouble. I ate more Halloween chocolate than Sir said I could have, so I got punished with the cane and with a butt plug in 😤. It was worth it though 😈
Teacher got fired for having OF so said fuck it and had a girl orgy!
Someone said I have cheeks for weeks
I was horny and having a quick smoke, I was needing a pee so my bf grabbed my phone, threw down a towel and said do it.
Your gf just wanted to help out a classmate who said they were a virgin — she didn’t expect him to have filled her with the biggest load shes ever had and impregnated her 🍆🤰😨
my step dad said i have the tightest pussy
Patient said as I am ginger I must have a small dick, what do you think?
Master said I have to post here once a day<3 this is day one:D