So now you all know why we don't invite Wendy to the Christmas party anymore.
The real reason why we don't skip fire giants
Your girlfriend ran into your bully at the beach. GF: I don’t know why you hate him he’s so sweet and he has a huge cock you should be nicer to him oh and we’re breaking up.
My mom still has no idea how or why she swapped bodies with my girlfriend. I don't think her new youth would be as enjoyable to her if she knew that my girlfriend had stolen her body so we could explore all of our twisted fantasies together.
If you cum in these panties right now, we’re making husband wear them all week. And at some point I’m gonna pants him in public. Oh no? Too mean? Don’t fucking lie. Your body isn’t. Why are you so wet, huh? Not cumming are you? Ohhhh...uh-oh.
Since his wife convinced him to join the gym there is no way to get him out of there now. We don't know why.
Enjoying two cocks at once. Wondering why we don’t do this more often.
a black cuck slided in my dms with this: "why are all black women switching to white men? what they have that we don't?" the answer is obvious.
If we don't wake up on Sunday morning to suck each other off, then why even date a Tgirl??
Bored wet and available. I’m like, super horney today and I don’t know why lol. Message me and let’s see if we can make something happen???
My outfit got me kicked out of college today, I still don't know why, should we find out together?
This is why we don’t get anything done.
aaand this is why I don’t have an OF account 🫣 but I do have a strong coffee addiction and fairly good multitasking skills… though maybe we should test them out to make sure 🤭
This is why we don't wear clothes at home 😉
Well~ We don't want to waste those plane tickets to Vegas.. or the clothes your ex-girlfriend decided to leave at your place.. So why not go and have a not-gay vacation with your bud, it'll be lots of fun~ ;)
Black men don't just fuck. We reconstruct. That's why they choose us.