YOU WERE ALWAYS TIRED OF NEVER GETTING LAID
![YOU WERE ALWAYS TIRED OF NEVER GETTING LAID](/thumbs/81/69/HonestVictoriousGharial.jpg)
Van wilder running hell
![Van wilder running hell](/thumbs/8a/1d/ScaryOptimalBird.jpg)
cuando estoy hablando y se me olvida lo que iba a decir
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Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble
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My favorite scene from you were never really here, starring Joaquin Phoenix
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You were never a man
![You were never a man](/thumbs/74/43/MellowTheseFirebelliedtoad.jpg)
without the jerking motion you’d never know they were a slutty boy
![without the jerking motion you’d never know they were a slutty boy](/thumbs/0b/25/HopefulOblongWombat.jpg)
I had I crazy thought today. If you were given the opportunity to fuck any celebrity you want whenever you want and finish but never shoot cum, would you take it? Here’s Katy Perry shaking her tits to help you think.
![I had I crazy thought today. If you were given the opportunity to fuck any celebrity](/thumbs/d8/7f/IncompleteCoordinatedDutchshepherddog.jpg)
Your Best Friend never knew you were this hung so you flash and tease her only to plaster her face with your hot fat load later
![Your Best Friend never knew you were this hung so you flash and tease her only to](/thumbs/fc/e8/UncommonBigAfricanjacana.jpg)
I haven’t taken any recent video while screwing girls but these were the videos from last year where she used to sneak in while my roommate used to be out for a while. We never removed clothes because we had to do a quickie most of the times. HOPE YOU GUY
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I'm going to throw the key out the window, you were never going to use your dick anyway 😂
![I'm going to throw the key out the window, you were never going to use your dick](https://external-preview.redd.it/KoyuzfK6xfgoHhget-SWXFazmqRe9gc3qQMmHmSBq6E.jpg?width=108&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=beb8f593593e77b19c4de6ea5d9346caecb09c97)
When your soft clitty leaks from anal, you know you were never meant to be a man
![When your soft clitty leaks from anal, you know you were never meant to be a man](/thumbs/40/05/SnivelingBlaringCoral.jpg)
That’s all the 45000 donation was worth to her. You were still a former libtard she’d never touch.
![That’s all the 45000 donation was worth to her. You were still a former libtard](https://external-preview.redd.it/wHEkYKhyxzkmAx9Zwo-bMmrVLX9t9F06M790sPQE7mM.jpg?width=108&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=bb03c2aac1913aa398926011a9ef9a56407633f5)
"Hey, my GF said you've never had big cock before. We were wondering if you wanted to borrow mine..."
!["Hey, my GF said you've never had big cock before. We were wondering if you](/thumbs/72/c4/AmbitiousSadAntelope.jpg)
Your mom said she would be near the party if anything bad happened. You tried calling her. She never answered. You were getting beaten up by my friends. She was riding my cock in the park next door.
![Your mom said she would be near the party if anything bad happened. You tried calling](/thumbs/61/aa/NeedyFelineAvocet.jpg)
Your GF had a bully but you were never able to protect her. Now he’s your bully too.
![Your GF had a bully but you were never able to protect her. Now he’s your bully](/thumbs/e0/11/WelltodoIdleEwe.jpg)
Can you show you things in the bedroom I never imagined were possible?
![Can you show you things in the bedroom I never imagined were possible?](/thumbs/cb/6b/EuphoricPlumpViceroybutterfly.jpg)
I know some of you were eager to see my cunt in pantiess. But I have a stealth bucket; you'd never know until I spread my legs.
![I know some of you were eager to see my cunt in pantiess. But I have a stealth bucket;](https://external-preview.redd.it/GEI0UZsTtQOsrfL_lB-vkxypeh80v_H14af0gQUKP0Q.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b18e7b2b55852fb2d67ef33515d45cb92a826f47)
Can you show you things in the bedroom I never imagined were possible?
![Can you show you things in the bedroom I never imagined were possible?](/thumbs/f0/47/QuaintHandyZebrafish.jpg)
While your bully was impaling and fucking your gf like you would never do, you realized how beta you were
![While your bully was impaling and fucking your gf like you would never do, you realized](/thumbs/b2/55/StarchyGranularLoggerheadturtle.jpg)
in that moment you knew you were never gonna get that money back
![in that moment you knew you were never gonna get that money back](/thumbs/f9/01/ExcellentBoringAmazondolphin.jpg)
[reddit] Damn bud i never knew you were so hung
![[reddit] Damn bud i never knew you were so hung](/thumbs/ef/98/JealousSuperficialGangesdolphin.jpg)
[Reddit] If we were buds you'd never have to jerk off again. It's my duty as your best friend to drain you! No big deal
![[Reddit] If we were buds you'd never have to jerk off again. It's my duty as your](/thumbs/cf/f5/GaseousImmediateCormorant.jpg)
We were going to a bachelor party and you knew I had never been given a lap dance before. You decided to take an Xchange pill to give me a little practice before we go. This feels better than I could have ever expected
![We were going to a bachelor party and you knew I had never been given a lap dance](https://external-preview.redd.it/SlQQngvG3H58F8u-h8VjkVanl61PerVpIJzMohOh1MY.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b9be825a6468551d6ed7cff484b4a83c01303ab4)
You were so excited for your Valentine's day date with your girlfriend, but she never showed up
![You were so excited for your Valentine's day date with your girlfriend, but she never](/thumbs/55/83/OnlyFrighteningNudibranch.jpg)
I never knew my feet were so pretty until you started paying attention to them.
![I never knew my feet were so pretty until you started paying attention to them.](/thumbs/02/b9/TalkativeMagentaHydra.jpg)
If you were my neighbor I’d never close the curtains [STBA]
![If you were my neighbor I’d never close the curtains [STBA]](/thumbs/6a/ce/MajorSpicyTrex.jpg)
You were never good enough for her anyway
![You were never good enough for her anyway](/thumbs/48/0f/TragicRingedChimneyswift.jpg)
Hi Boys!!! I never thought this was gonna happen when you said you were gonna bring a lock
![Hi Boys!!! I never thought this was gonna happen when you said you were gonna bring](/thumbs/3f/eb/SlateblueInformalFrenchbulldog.jpg)
I'd never feel a thing if you were back there. [Domme][oc]
![I'd never feel a thing if you were back there. [Domme][oc]](/thumbs/43/31/EvilFickleHochstettersfrog.jpg)
Things get messy when both women in a threesome are squirters… Our juices were so intermingled by the end of the night! If you’ve never fucked a squirter you are missing out 😘.
![Things get messy when both women in a threesome are squirters… Our juices were](/thumbs/33/13/PertinentDarkgoldenrodDairycow.jpg)
I never understood how my roommate brought home a new hot slut every week. They were way out of his league. So one night when he was alone, I asked him to let me know how he does it. He just snickered and asked, “Do you really want to know?”
![I never understood how my roommate brought home a new hot slut every week. They were](/thumbs/40/77/PopularNauticalCuttlefish.jpg)
If you were my boyfriend, you'd never worry about airbags
![If you were my boyfriend, you'd never worry about airbags](/thumbs/d1/6b/WeakBiodegradableVolvox.jpg)
Face it- you were never enough for her
![Face it- you were never enough for her](/thumbs/f0/d0/LoneTrainedAnophelesmosquito.jpg)
If you were my friend you'd never be thirsty because I'd drink my pussy juices to you every day
![If you were my friend you'd never be thirsty because I'd drink my pussy juices to](/thumbs/36/f5/TriangularUnrealisticAfricanhornbill.jpg)