Who said you can’t have cake and eat it too ?

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - I have no idea what you just said
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My wife said she's late in a party of her friends and wanted to stay back. Next day when she came I saw this video on her phone. She must have enjoyed it

Wish he would have stopped and said hello :) [GIF]
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He said you look quite tasty up there...so I let him have a lick

My Daddy said after I post my video, I can have more of his cum😋 I get to be filled this time💦
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"I have no tits" she said

Who said you have to stop stroking after you cum?

Short story time: @lika_fitmommy on IG, DMed me asking if we can ship bathing suits to Europe and I said “yes, but during a pandemic it’s gonna take a little time” and then I made her an offer. Send me a video of you having milk poured on your ass and I’l

Who said you need friends to have fun?

If I sent you this and said “You have 20 min to get home!” Would you drop everything and rush home to me?

Apparently tall guys are said to have decent-sized cocks [M]
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My manager said I'm getting extra tips tonight, I have no idea why 🍌🔥😏🍑 [24]

My ex-boyfriend said that I have very small tits🥺 Are there guys among you who like small breasts? Or do I need to enlarge my boobs?

Not a dad, but could be said to have the body of one.

My loving wife puts me in panties, fucks me, makes me eat my cum, fucks other men in front of me, and abuses my balls. I love her so much! She said I have to do an embarrassing (truthful) AMA in the comments...

Someone said I have a small dick

Who said you can’t have fun alone?

[reddit] My girl said she may have found a fuck buddy, any like-minded cucks wanna chat, trade links of what we want our girl's to get into?
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my ex said i have ugly boobs. i think he's blind

Daddy said I have to take cocks in my other holes too if I want to be a real slut

My ex said I have a cute little fun-size booty, so now I share it with my favorite subreddit 😊

I (F)27 said warm me up before things get wild and my Bae (M)33 didn't disappoint.😈 Have fun with Sound on😉

Who said fake butts have to be huge?

Your wife said you can watch us but you’re not allowed to jerk off, and you have to lick her feet the whole time, you still game?
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My dad said i couldnt have any boys over at the house he didnt say anything about the Trampoline

Who said you have to dance in a disco?

They heard about how sensitive your tip is and they wanted to see you have an accident for their amusement.. they knew if they said “bye bye cummies” it would all come gushing out.. and it did..

he said this was the most amazing & intense feeling he have ever felt ( sub for 6 month and get the 5 min vid )

Mom said I have to make sure my new step-dad is taken cared of.

Alright dude fine, you said you and your bestie had a good new workout so I'll let you try it out on me! Wait...do I really have to take my pants off and sit here like this? Ugh.. you better not make this weird... (RP)

Wifey is hungry for a hung daddy to dick her down tonight. She said I’ll have to be in full sissy dress and watch from a distance. That’s if I’m even allowed to be in the room.

She said “White boys have so much testosterone in them. They drench me fully in cum” to her hubby after

Her husband said she had no head game. Guess he didn't have what she wanted 👀

I know you can’t take it when I focus all ten toes on your head… so that’s exactly what I’ll do 😈👣 you said you’d resist.. we’ll have to practice every day until you can 💦🥵😘

Girls will pretend to not want sex, or to have safe sex — deep down they want your cock and cum — you slipped off the condom and started fucking your neighbour — when you were about to cum she said no, but deep down she wants it, trust me 😉💦🤰

Mom said: "you don't always have to be gentle with me baby"

Aunt said I am allowed to fuck her but I have to use a condom

HI GUYS AND GIRLS SO I HEAR ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVING trouble SO THAT BEING SAID HERE IS A VIDEO explain everything

My roommate said I have to move out if I keep spreading my ass on the balcony

My ex said a have small boobs [reveal]
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I met this guy at the bar & brought him home to have a 3 some with me and my husband. Only for him to tell my husband he wasn’t allowed to join & said made him watch

He said they were too much fun to play with to not have them out

Step dad said I have the best tongue in the world

It shouldnt have to be said

Well we can said I have hit the right spot this time 😝

Mom said she would have everything under control 😭

Lola Mai’s stepdaddy said she could have all the candy she wanted if she did something for him 😵💫💦😍

If I said he was gone for long enough for you to fuck me, cum, and leave, how long would that have to be?

All my favorite things that have been said to me

Your gf just wanted to help out a classmate who said they were a virgin — she didn’t expect him to have filled her with the biggest load shes ever had and impregnated her 🍆🤰😨

my frat pres said i have a big cock for a freshman…😎

Would you agree if I said I have an insanely gorgeous ass?

my step dad said i have the tightest pussy

Master said I have to post here once a day<3 this is day one:D

Hello guys👋 remember I said that a package of new toys would arrive to me soon? 🤗They have arrived 🤗 Well, I’ll test it all 🤤

He warned her; he said if she didn't change her behavior, she was going to have a sore red ass.

I broke up with my boyfriend becouse he said i have awfull feet(((

We didn't have lube so he said he could just use my cum to fuck me

This is hands down the riskiest vid I’ve ever sent. She offhandedly remarked that I have a cute booty and I said “fuck it” andtook this. and as you can see by the texts, some risks are worth taking 😌
