You Know You've Had A Few Too Many When...
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You've seen girls that cream and girls that squirt, but have you seen both at the same time?

You've summoned a succubus đ what do you do next?

You've been wanting to have a kid with your girlfriend for a while now... but looks like someone beat you to it.

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You havenât lived till youâve fucked a fleshlight under the sun

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You've got 4 words to convince me to let you in

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You always did have a big chest. Nothing wrong, it's just your genetics. So you've always helped out your horny buds. That's not gay, that's called being a good friend.

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You've been a good boy this year and Santa sent you a presentđ„°

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You've already imagined what that mommy spit tastes like, haven't you

You've seen my pussy, do you still think it's fat?

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you're already hard and you've seen nothing

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You think youâve earned it? Not even close, loser.

you've been tempted by me haven't you
