But if I date a younger guy I am a cougar ! Why don’t men date woman they age ? Is it because she getting old ? Sex? Lazy ? Grey hair lol !!

But if I date a younger guy I am a cougar ! Why don’t men date woman they age ? Is it because she getting old ? Sex? Lazy ? Grey hair lol !!

Want to know why factory farms are forced to cut off pig's tails without any anesthesia? Because if they didn't do it then this would happen
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People say they don’t wear sarees because they are difficult to drape!! ? So here goes.. a saree draped in 1 minute flat! It can be done!!

I don’t attach or miss many people ... mostly because in the military you find friends one day and they are moving or you are . It’s almost
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Gave dropping them another go.. they don’t move much because they’re so firm. ??(18) (F) (UK)

They don't pay the bills because they're too busy fucking to even think about that

It's been months since they removed the collar from around your neck, but you still can't fight the sissy urges it has introduced to your body. But maybe that's because you don't want to anymore...

/u/girlsinflarepants automoderator keeps removing this video, therefore hopefully you can love my hips, because they don't lie

You hate that your wife is friends with the assholes on the local college football team. Maybe it’s because they don’t give a fuck about your wife, they just use her when they all want to cum in a bitch [video]

Just because they're small, doesn't mean they don't like to make an entrance ?

I take a lot of videos, but I don’t post most of them because I think they’re unflattering (I’m a little chubby as always) but I’m feeling shameless so I’m showing it all tonight

Her bf complains they don't have sex anymore because of that dildo, and he's right!

[reddit] I love dressing up for Halloween parties because guys don’t know they’re actually fucking a sissy
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You don't mind because you're a cuck.. Everybody gets what they want

A lot of people don't belive my bra size because of how perky they are. Be the first to guess it right for a present 💙 (Drop)

They're red because I play with them so much, hope you don't mind 😋
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asian boys don’t eat ass because they are GAY.. duh

Frat guys love me because they don’t have to pull out 😈
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My tits don’t drop much. I think it’s because they’re small, but at least they’re perky. What do you think?
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[Kik-Betasub2980] Imagine eing such a loser, that you enslave a whole race because they got a much bigger dick. Oh wait.... you don't need to even Imagine
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My kink- telling my sub to stay still and watching them tense because they don't know which toy I'll use on them next~

I’m single because men don’t appreciate a belly like they should.

Sometimes you have to retest toys on yourself because you don't remember how they feel and you don't want to play with a sub without knowing how to describe the sensation

Mom and Dad let you live with me because they thought you'd behave and finish up your last year without causing any problems~ I don't want them to nag so I'm gonna make sure you don't disobey!

Hope you don’t mind if I step on you a little bit, maybe if you’re lucky I’ll even sit on you too (; would you like that? I got my first new pair of 6 inch heels recently! They make me almost 7 feet tall because I’m naturally 6’4!

Lecture hall. I'm a little embarrassed because at the university, I don't think they know this side of me. Heh

Your gf cheats behind your back and everybody knows it but don't say anything to you either because they're being bought through sexual favors or they thinks it's funny to keep you in the dark

I don't need bras because they're too small

They don't care because it won't be their responsability.. it'll be yours

(22) straight guys only invite me to their parties because they know if they don’t get laid, I’ll be drunk and easy to pass around instead

Most guys pass me because they don’t like the shape o f my butt…

Most guys pass me because they don’t like the shape o f my butt….

When you don’t get accepted into a “country girl” subreddit because they say your not a country girl but you are a true country girl 🖕🏻

Patience is gradually running out, but we can’t do anything because they don’t want to listen to us. Models of all ranks lose views and earnings.

Most guys pass because they don’t like my bubble butt…..

Most guys pass me because they don’t like the shape o f my butt…

Micro thongs don't keep much hidden. I only wear them because they're comfortable.

People say be careful with who you chat with online because you might get Catfished into fucking a Big Hairy Fat Man with a Large Dick. What they don't know is, That's exactly what I want 🔐❤️

They don't call me Tight Ass because I'm stingy! 😏

Not gay because I don't like guys … they only have one purpose

Member when gov offices were fun because of all the nice helpful people? They making a comeback for different reasons!! Just don't treat security like dick nipples they tell you what floor has one person on it!!

Just because they are older doesn’t mean women don’t want large cocks to make cum

It’s all coming back together. All of our Hypno sessions think they don’t work. All of hits all at once. I don’t care if you hate me cause I raped you or carry my baby. It’s because you’re a bitch and karma is the bigger bitch to play with.

I don’t shave because I love to see the surprise on people’s faces when they notice

It's good that they don't cover too much because you'll be able to admire what you're about to eat

These are my favorite panties because they don't do their job 😍

My best friend and I argued about orgasms, she says they feel better as a woman, I thought they were better as a man, so we bet, we switched bodies and I think I'm going to lose this bet, because I don't want her to take my dick out.

Redheads don't even have time to take off their shoes because they prefer to spend more time on more enjoyable things with you
