Buy me a horse, 2 bunnies, a goat, and a big dog for the kids. And and trips to Greece with the 8 babies.Please AND no jewelry, just buy me
Just say no
Are you tired of wholesome? (just kidding, no one is ever tired of wholesome)
I’m just a mom waiting for socially distant hockey practice to finish. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, yes - they have to wear masks and there is no contact, thank fuck parents can’t go in, and am happy to entertain myself for an hour outside the rink.)
Your gf was in baby fever - you told her you didn’t want a kid - she went to your bully who ruined her tight pussy and thoroughly bred her - sorry babe, you’re still going to be a dad, it just wont be your kid ☺️
You're just kidding yourself if you think your horny son is going to pull out🙈💦💦
I just got resized and learned I’m no longer a G cup…I’m now a J cup 😳 learning all kinds of things about my post-kid body, like I literally didn’t think it was possible for them to get any bigger 🤯
Wham bham thank you ma'am, cucky will raise the kids cause he's no man. More kids will come, just because the bull can :)
‘I push my seed in her bush for life…’ (just kidding—obviously no bush here, that’s just from a really good song!)
When the kids are out I just can’t help myself.. but I wish it was your dick though 🥹😈 ( Link below 👇 NO PPV 😍💦)
I’m not milky yet 🥲 I’m trying to induce. No kids just a deep desire to be a milky mommy 🍼