Some stupid girl reported me to HR over my “offensive” joke. They called me into their office at the end of the day and offered me two choices. Either get fired, or become a chick for the day to see what they go through. Well at least I kept my job…
![Some stupid girl reported me to HR over my “offensive” joke. They called me into](/thumbs/7c/01/HospitableWhichMantaray.jpg)
What do you call a girl and two trees? A treesomeee
![What do you call a girl and two trees? A treesomeee](/thumbs/d3/93/PerkyUnripeKinkajou.jpg)
(F24) I'm home from work in two hours. For every comment calling me a good girl, I'll edge myself once. Every cumshot I'm sent will earn you a chance to write something on my body. Make me your little community cumslut.
![(F24) I'm home from work in two hours. For every comment calling me a good girl,](/thumbs/de/ba/CooperativeLopsidedBoubou.jpg)
I'm sending out a video in just two hours!! Don't miss it 🖤 its called PUSS IN BOOTS💋💦 let's vibe and chat !! Check the link below
![I'm sending out a video in just two hours!! Don't miss it 🖤 its called PUSS IN](/thumbs/2c/ca/WanForcefulTerrier.jpg)
You called two of your friends to tell them you broke up with your girl, but none of them pick up cause they were busy making her feel better already
![You called two of your friends to tell them you broke up with your girl, but none](/thumbs/fa/06/TediousOblongCougar.jpg)
Two sirens calling you to the beach
![Two sirens calling you to the beach](/thumbs/79/bc/CompetentVirtuousGallinule.jpg)
Take two of these and call me in the morning 😉
![Take two of these and call me in the morning 😉](/thumbs/ba/bd/AdolescentExoticTenrec.jpg)
What do you call a girl who likes being stuffed with two 7" cocks?
![What do you call a girl who likes being stuffed with two 7" cocks?](/thumbs/e5/c2/LividSilverVirginiaopossum.jpg)
what do you call two brown girls that love to touch tongues?
![what do you call two brown girls that love to touch tongues?](/thumbs/91/bf/KookyDisfiguredGnatcatcher.jpg)
I call this a ‘Spa treatment’
![I call this a ‘Spa treatment’](/thumbs/0c/9d/AfraidBlushingFirefly.jpg)