ATTENTIONNNNN ❗️ Sometimes I wonder what planet I am from ? I couldn’t keep a straight face for long ? if you’ve met my mum you know why I

Don't. Treat! Women! Like! That!
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This is why I bring in the big guns, cuck! You couldn’t compete if you tried.

When he show video at work everyone was thinking it's another girl that Jamal pounded last night till this tiny thing showed up. They had no idea that was you who lost his manhood to him. Only he can imagine why you couldn't sit whole day

Your tits were bigger so you couldn't figure out why he broke up with you and started dating her. When your ex-boyfriend finally yelled "She can cum from anal" you stopped asking questions.

When you realize, when you wake up first thing in the morning, why you couldn't sleep for half the night.
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You couldn't quite figure out why...

If you had ever tasted my pussy, you would understand why I couldn’t wait!😈💦

I'm sorry sir. I found your wife's toy and couldn't help myself. I get back to cleaning... Wait why are you taking of your pants?
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I couldn’t figure out why my coworkers kept staring at me can you?

Why you couldn't sleep on the overnight train ride with mom

I couldn’t understand why, but you paid me a vast sum to swap bodies with me. But I’m just your secretary, and you’re a big CEO. Now you’re sending me videos like this?

Quick question!! are marry/taken women more horny then single woman? Why is that? I couldn’t hook up wit single women last night but meet a wonderful marry woman, had drinks and next thing you know…. See video lol dm me if your next…

All I did was compliment your GF’s shitty Wonder Woman costume and we ended up in a bedroom at the Houseparty. She didn’t know me beating you up was why you couldn’t come…

You were my housemate, addicted to these so called ‘Possession Parties’ whereby each attendee takes turns possessing a singular mount, I couldn’t understand why you did it. That was until you decided to come home as her.

After my girlfriend couldn’t stop squirting in front of my guys she gets to see to step sisters tongue out every drop ( so why do girls like to suck a man’s dick while he farts deep) I’ve caught ones you think would say ew smelling them

This is why your girl couldn't look you in the eye when she got home from work

If you were wondering why I’m taking so long in the change room, it’s because I couldn’t get this zipper up

[M4F][M4FF] if you knew you couldn't pay for the coke then why'd you show up?
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You know you couldn't handle them. That's why you let BBC do it
