When ur friend forces you to go to the beach even tho u don't like sun, sand, or people
Ok, make it quick. Don't forget to plug me back up when you're done with me tho!
[reddit] “what bud u made me promise to wear a condom right? I don’t care if you bought the biggest size, it’s not my fault my cock was too big… your girl doesn’t seem to be complaining tho 😏”
"I see you peeking all the time Nephew. Ever since you came back from College you been looking so...GROWN. Don't tell your Mom tho. She'd kill me for what we're about to do."
Don't mind my no makeup face ? hope you enjoy my titties tho ?
23 [m] Ladies and gentlemen I don't know what to write here anymore. Would love to hear what you think tho.
Flat as fuck. Hope you don't mind tho :)
Everyone loves when you host parties, honey, cuz you pass out early and leave me to entertain your guests. You don't usually wake back up this soon, tho...
my last bf used to call me "titsonastick" i don't know what that means tho
It's not cheating if you pull out. Tho I won't tell your wife if you don't pull out