Lance visited me again (twice in one week?!) and I took his measurements. For his length, it wasn't bone-pressed, so I think the number might be a bit higher. Nevertheless, he's easily in the in a very exclusive group with 0.01% of other people.
download: AngryUnusualNerka.mp4
original: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/AngryUnusualNerka