I had a date with your mommy and I didn't want you there to cockblock me, so I trapped you in a locker with only your phone. A few hours later I sent you this
Mommy Got Boobs - Massage My Mother In Law
When I got framed for shoplifting Mommy had to negotiate with the mall cop
Mommy waking you up by squirting on your face
Would you bend over a 40 year old mommy of two? Asking for me.
U like it when Mommy talks dirty to u? 😏
Son was nervous about being a virgin for date, mommy always has a solution
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You’ve got to find fun in the mundane when you’re a stay at home mommy!