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Well I accidentally cosplayed Gerard Way today so I guess you could say the ECT is going “just ok”

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Oh, uncle... I really need that money

Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then

Sometimes you just have to let your hair/mother/therapist/teachers/Jesus/UIL writing coach/6th grade summer camp counselor/Bob Ross/Mr. Roge

Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then

Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then

But DO I have nipples? Was the religious nipple removal surgery a hoax? Are they as fucked as my supposed “ex” has claimed? Is today the day
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Allow me to trigger your OCD: That overeager nipple hider thing on my left side poppin out even though I my nipples were transplanted to an

Because reddit called Photoshop on my ass again. You caught me, reddit, I am all bullshit. In fact I am actually a 300 lb. Thai man, I am ju

Getting ready is a process ? ??♀️ 1️⃣Bath: 20 minutes ✅ 1️⃣?️Shave legs (currently optional due to quarantine): 10 minutes ✅ 2️⃣ Spray

My favorite waist slimming exercises include reverse crunches, alternate calf touches (calf must be <8 weeks old) and sitting in the butterf

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A fashion “do” for any occasion. Wedding? Graduation? Cousin’s hamster’s ex-wife’s funeral? Adorn yourself with the crying Kim K. human cent

I got random act of kindnessed today, an obviously new liquor store employee asked for my ID ❤️ It’s a Christmas miracle ✨Every time you car

Me trying to impress a guy I liked who was into horoscopes or whatever: “lol yea I’m just not compatible with people born in late spring eit

Throwback to the time I got kicked out of a gender reveal party for wearing this. I assume they were upset because the invitation read “wear

An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon

An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon

??? @ some of y’all losing your damn minds over yesterday’s pic, y’all act like y’all have never seen a hoe in a properly-laced corset befor

Back on snap! Link in bio, sometimes it likes to work and sometimes it doesn’t. Thank you all for the love and support while I go through th

Well apparently we’re doing a private snap preview. #WeHaveARat But seriously though y’all, if we keep leaking shit we are going to lose our

Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with my huge hard-on

Can someone who is good with money help me budget this Rent: $1700 Utilities: $150 Lingerie: $12,629.98 Food: $300

My go-to juice cleanse: 1 part lime juice 33 parts don Julio (women and children may substitute 132 parts beer) This diet is unique in that
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I think this choker is meant for a leash but the only one I have is rose gold and would clash. And that is my crisis du jour while the world

This booty was built by the doctor-unrecommended and critically-disclaimed mac n cheese and tequila diet.

Omg y’all my retired Methodist minister grandpa is going to be preaching a sunrise Easter service on Zoom. A ton of elderly church folk tryi

This Snapchat-quality audio of Migos in the background is brought to you by all y’all who get all upset like “wtf why do your videos never h

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Buy Bang energy drink in my fav flavor, four loko fruit liverpunch ?? just kidding I am not important enough to get endorsements, I will j
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#datenight ?yes I am absolutely drinking a wine glass full of tequila

Have I said lately that I love all y’all? That’s ALL you ALL, the sweethearts, the shit-talkers, the armpit fetishists. Every single one of

For all y’all calling photoshop on me, please observe: Whatever is closest to the camera appears bigger, and my head is already fuckin huge

Every time I leave the house: •Keys ✅ •Wallet ✅ •Phone ✅ •Meds (just in case) ✅ •Inflatable banana boat repair kit ✅ •Home depot gift card w

ATTN: Now accepting applicants for a FWB (Friend With Boat) while I’m vacationing here in Pensacola. **MUST BE 12+ METERS** Inquire within D

One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min

One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min
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One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min

Welp. Fuck. I’ve got shit to do, y’all got any ideas? What does not seem to work: hand soap, dish soap, Vaseline, water. What does seem work

Just the bullshit we’re up to on snap today ?Sound on?

Me: sorry I’m inexperienced Him: that’s hot What I actually mean:

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A lot (like 3) of y’all have been asking about my skincare routine lately ??♀️ I’m going to be real honest here, it consists of getting a

Despite our differences in opinion on NFL teams, I’m sure we can all come together in wishing I would get a damn video stabilizer. I am too

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Thanksgiving has passed, now is the time to focus on what is important during this most wonderful time of the year: listening to DMX’s versi
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Niece Riding Uncle clip

She likes to feel that she has been fucked

Niece Nude clip

Dani Arcadia - Fuck My Ass Uncle Jack

Niece Tank Top Teen clip

niece teen uncle clip

You’re daughter’s very excited to join the family business!

Orgasm GIF

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