Well I accidentally cosplayed Gerard Way today so I guess you could say the ECT is going “just ok”

Featuring my fucking $800 box of eternity roses I bought myself when on painkillers, which someone correctly observed look like a fucking di

Sometimes you just have to let your hair/mother/therapist/teachers/Jesus/UIL writing coach/6th grade summer camp counselor/Bob Ross/Mr. Roge

Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then

Private snap preview/FAQ ?? Q: “u get naked on your private snap?” A: Nah, sorry, my mom would be mad Q: “Why the fuck would I buy it then

Shut up baby, it’s cold outside

Pissed I had to mute this because migos was playing in the background and I was perfectly on beat for once but the reverse/boomerang thing r

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Ok. Yes Reddit, you have caught me. I am all photoshop/filters. In fact, I am actually a 300 lb. Thai man. Thank you for exposing the truth,

Because reddit called Photoshop on my ass again. You caught me, reddit, I am all bullshit. In fact I am actually a 300 lb. Thai man, I am ju

Getting ready is a process ? ??♀️ 1️⃣Bath: 20 minutes ✅ 1️⃣?️Shave legs (currently optional due to quarantine): 10 minutes ✅ 2️⃣ Spray

My favorite waist slimming exercises include reverse crunches, alternate calf touches (calf must be <8 weeks old) and sitting in the butterf

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Okay well I missed my grandpa’s sermon live stream because I was strapping into this and lost track of time. ? I get the gist without even

Throwback to the time I got kicked out of a gender reveal party for wearing this. I assume they were upset because the invitation read “wear

Now who on God’s green earth could have ordered crotchless leggings? Could it have been: A.) Drunk Niece B.) Go back up, it was Drunk Niece

An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon

An observation of my body, from top ⬆️ to bottom ⬇️ Boobs: damn girl, did you get those things redone or have you just been eatin that secon

Trying to make myself feel better about eating chocolate and guac for breakfast and then not making it to the gym again today, that makes 13

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Well apparently we’re doing a private snap preview. #WeHaveARat But seriously though y’all, if we keep leaking shit we are going to lose our

Everyone is all like “omg a video, Niece must have hired a cameraman. Who’s the lucky dude operating that boom, girl? ? ???? ?? ??

My go-to juice cleanse: 1 part lime juice 33 parts don Julio (women and children may substitute 132 parts beer) This diet is unique in that
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I think this choker is meant for a leash but the only one I have is rose gold and would clash. And that is my crisis du jour while the world

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Omg y’all my retired Methodist minister grandpa is going to be preaching a sunrise Easter service on Zoom. A ton of elderly church folk tryi

This Snapchat-quality audio of Migos in the background is brought to you by all y’all who get all upset like “wtf why do your videos never h

#datenight ?yes I am absolutely drinking a wine glass full of tequila

When someone tells me I should cut back on the drinkin. First of all, Jesus drank wine and if he were born in Monterrey instead of Bethlehem
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For all y’all calling photoshop on me, please observe: Whatever is closest to the camera appears bigger, and my head is already fuckin huge

Every time I leave the house: •Keys ✅ •Wallet ✅ •Phone ✅ •Meds (just in case) ✅ •Inflatable banana boat repair kit ✅ •Home depot gift card w

One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min

One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in min
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Welp. Fuck. I’ve got shit to do, y’all got any ideas? What does not seem to work: hand soap, dish soap, Vaseline, water. What does seem work

Just the bullshit we’re up to on snap today ?Sound on?

Me: sorry I’m inexperienced Him: that’s hot What I actually mean:

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A lot (like 3) of y’all have been asking about my skincare routine lately ??♀️ I’m going to be real honest here, it consists of getting a

Despite our differences in opinion on NFL teams, I’m sure we can all come together in wishing I would get a damn video stabilizer. I am too

Thanksgiving has passed, now is the time to focus on what is important during this most wonderful time of the year: listening to DMX’s versi
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This Live Photo is dedicated to the dudes on reddit who are super quick to throw around words like “photoshop,” disproportionate,” and “unna

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Full Video Niece Waidhofer NSFW link in comments ?

Niece Waidhofer is no longer shy about anything and shows her naughty charms

Niece Waidhofer in the shower

MILF Niece Waidhofer stripping

Niece Waidhofer showing off
