MRW I am happy but see someone I hate and need to save face
MRW my mother wants me to be friendly
MRW I have to pee
MRW I have to pee
MRW my wife says I should get ner name tattooed on my skin..
MRW playing P.T. for the first time
MRW Your need to update old gifs to fit in reactiongifs
MRW my neighbor is having a black latex party and didnt invite me
MRW I go out of my way to open the door for a pretty girl and she says 'There should be more guys like you in the world.'
MRW Tinder got me again
MRW I see the current presidential candidates
MRW I'm casually browsing reddit and fall victim to a classic bait-and-switch meme when I least expect it
MRW my dad called to say the hurricanes were man-made as a means for the government to regulate immigration issues in the south
MRW a particularly overweight man at the gym gets off the treadmill, takes a quick breath, and gets back on
MRW a particularly overweight man at the gym gets off the treadmill, takes a quick breath, and gets back on
MRW my kids believe they have to leave their Halloween candy in the kitchen "so mice don't get it"
MRW retail finally opens up and already a Karen is complaining to my manager because we ask that our customers wear face masks while in the
MRW retail finally opens up and already a Karen is complaining to my manager because we ask that our customers wear face masks while in the
MRW retail finally opens up and already a Karen is complaining to my manager because we ask that our customers wear face masks while in the
MRW nerds get mad in Overwatch
MRW I see cis-scum post something I disagree with on the internet (OC)
MRW I see cis-scum post something I disagree with on the internet (OC)
MRW offered a "healthy alternative"
MRW someone messages me bitching about a post I submitted 8 days ago.
MRW I have to get up but don't want to
MRW I tell my boss I'll carry the heavy boxes when I get time and she says "You've changed"
MRW I lose but respect the other player
MRW I've had a few drinks at the local karaoke bar and i start feeling sexy.
MRW I've been drinking and I see the front page of r/freefolk is flooded with pics of Kit and Emilia from the Golden Globes
mrw I'm a hooker with a sale on rimjobs
MRW I want to tip my cap but am aware that people will laugh
MRW all these memes
MRW my wife says I elbowed her boob in my sleep
MRW I have a good story to tell but the conversation shifts making my story now off topic
MRW I skip breakfast but get to work and there's cake in the break room
MRW people in the group chat I never talk in start discussing the prequels
mrw i wake up on apr
MRW a new black belt shows up during open mat in nogi/forgot his belt
Mrw snap window
MRW someone says some weird ass shit
MRW looking at the bandwidth I've wasted in the image stats
MRW we hit 300K subs
MRW I see a great tweet
mrw i have to cope with life
MRW I first noticed the startup screen in Super Mario 64
MRW I'm heading out for a late night walk and my neighbor is just standing there on her roof.
MRW I think I'm done pooping... but not quite
MRW my GF lives in Europe and after months of calls, interviews, and hundreds of dollars I finally got my British passport on Tuesday
MRW I'm the lone minority at a friend's get together and someone I just met makes a harmless racial joke..
MRW jokes start too soon
MRW I'm playing with my rocks and I hear someone calling, but it's not for me.
MRW When I play a round of Battlefield 4 on my lunch break but forget to get changed first
MRW I'm waiting for my days off
MRW I'm waiting for my days off
MRW I’m told to smile for a photo
MRW my coworker asks me how I feel about not getting the promotion
MRW a guy in my lecture asks a dumb question on purpose and the professor responds, “I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.”
MRW a guy in my lecture asks a dumb question on purpose and the professor responds, “I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.”
MRW I'm enjoying the banter but get told it's serious
MRW my wife suggests gluhwein and hasenpfeffer for dinner