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MRW the memories hit of all those times I was an asshole teenager to my now deceased mother.
MRW I remember the time I accidentally liked my spanish teachers bikini photo that was over 2 years old and commented "My brother did it"
MRW I'm waiting for the bus and a hot girl in yoga pants jogs by
MRW I hear someone call out my name in public
MRW Her Page Says She Eats Man's Butt
MRW I'm starving and mom says dinner is ready
MRW I blow my nose and a FUCKING SPIDER comes out
MRW when someone says CRT is too gay and not enough OC
MRW I'm a duck with a speech impediment
MRW I’m doing a history class group presentation and a person I’m presenting with goes of script and starts talking about ancient aliens
MRW my dad sent a text meant for my mom in the family group thread
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MRW there's a Doug Judy episode tonight.
MRW I hear the Ice Cream truck outside
MRW I'm asked if I know Reddit's response to every minor marital issue
MRW I do porn for the first time.
MRW I'm looking for toilet paper.
MRW I'm pooping and the last little bit refuses to come out
MRW I see a new person order large fries at Five Guys
MRW I just need some basic groceries for the week but all the bread, milk and meat are sold out
MRW I use a bidet for the first time
MRW I’m at a party and a random dude starts going off about the Iluminati and lizard people
mrw I get a new car with heated seats
MRW there is a gif contest and it is only for those of us in the USA
MRW I'm starving on my way home and get stuck in traffic
MRW I'm an addict who gave out drug-laced candy and wake up the day after Halloween
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MRW a friend's relationship starts getting serious
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MRW they can’t help but mention their love for Jesus Christ in their Tinder bio
MRW I met Aubrey Plaza
MRW I've been recruited into an MLM scheme and look at my Facebook friends list
MRW the cashier says, "enjoy your meal," and I say, "you too!"
MRW I asked my daughter to name at least one famous king or queen and she replied, "Freddie Mercury"
MRW I'm so angry
MRW I realize I can't sync my text to 3P0's lip movements.
MRW people ask me why George Michael was a big deal
MRW I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirm
MRW I hear that Boss Baby received an Oscar nomination instead of A Silent Voice and Lego Batman
MRW Rick and Morty Teddy Bear Suicide
MRW I can't find my wife in the store
MRW I'm listening to music and a song comes on that use to be my alarm clock for years
mrw a customer says "I'm gonna have you fired"
MRW my back hurts
MRW Endgame Hawkeye Ronin
MRW I'm raving and I remember I've lost the precious
MRW I get an invitation to a Facebook survey
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MRW I am host on the Zoom call
MRW I'm in a foreign country and charity workers stop me in the street
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MRW I get bubbleguts just as the elevator door closes
MRW I come into work and hear we are down two people, we haven’t received delivery yet and there’s a line out to the street
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MRW when I'm masturbating and I hear a noise
MRW I'm asked why I do what I do
MRW it's the third Tuesday of the Month and I spend my evening watching Batman jerk off in my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32 AM.
MRW I log on to my computer and check this week's results from GifTournament X.
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