MRW the memories hit of all those times I was an asshole teenager to my now deceased mother.

MRW I remember the time I accidentally liked my spanish teachers bikini photo that was over 2 years old and commented "My brother did it"
![MRW I remember the time I accidentally liked my spanish teachers bikini photo that]()
MRW I'm waiting for the bus and a hot girl in yoga pants jogs by

MRW Her Page Says She Eats Man's Butt

MRW I'm starving and mom says dinner is ready

MRW I blow my nose and a FUCKING SPIDER comes out
![MRW I blow my nose and a FUCKING SPIDER comes out]()
MRW when someone says CRT is too gay and not enough OC

MRW I'm a duck with a speech impediment

MRW I’m doing a history class group presentation and a person I’m presenting with goes of script and starts talking about ancient aliens

MRW my dad sent a text meant for my mom in the family group thread

MRW there's a Doug Judy episode tonight.
![MRW there's a Doug Judy episode tonight.]()
MRW I hear the Ice Cream truck outside

MRW I'm asked if I know Reddit's response to every minor marital issue
![MRW I'm asked if I know Reddit's response to every minor marital issue]()
MRW I do porn for the first time.
![MRW I do porn for the first time.]()
MRW I'm looking for toilet paper.

MRW I'm pooping and the last little bit refuses to come out

MRW I see a new person order large fries at Five Guys

MRW I just need some basic groceries for the week but all the bread, milk and meat are sold out

MRW I use a bidet for the first time

MRW I’m at a party and a random dude starts going off about the Iluminati and lizard people

mrw I get a new car with heated seats
![mrw I get a new car with heated seats]()
MRW there is a gif contest and it is only for those of us in the USA
![MRW there is a gif contest and it is only for those of us in the USA]()
MRW I'm starving on my way home and get stuck in traffic

MRW I'm an addict who gave out drug-laced candy and wake up the day after Halloween
![MRW I'm an addict who gave out drug-laced candy and wake up the day after Halloween]()
MRW my superpower is regeneration and my family keep bringing me to get circumsized
![MRW my superpower is regeneration and my family keep bringing me to get circumsized]()
MRW a friend's relationship starts getting serious
![MRW a friend's relationship starts getting serious]()
MRW they can’t help but mention their love for Jesus Christ in their Tinder bio
![MRW they can’t help but mention their love for Jesus Christ in their Tinder bio]()
MRW I met Aubrey Plaza
![MRW I met Aubrey Plaza]()
MRW I've been recruited into an MLM scheme and look at my Facebook friends list
![MRW I've been recruited into an MLM scheme and look at my Facebook friends list]()
MRW the cashier says, "enjoy your meal," and I say, "you too!"

MRW I asked my daughter to name at least one famous king or queen and she replied, "Freddie Mercury"
![MRW I asked my daughter to name at least one famous king or queen and she replied,]()
MRW I'm so angry
![MRW I'm so angry]()
MRW I realize I can't sync my text to 3P0's lip movements.
![MRW I realize I can't sync my text to 3P0's lip movements.]()
MRW I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirm
![MRW I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous]()
MRW watching the Infinity War trailer
![MRW watching the Infinity War trailer]()
MRW I'm looking for toilet paper.

MRW I hear that Boss Baby received an Oscar nomination instead of A Silent Voice and Lego Batman
![MRW I hear that Boss Baby received an Oscar nomination instead of A Silent Voice]()
MRW Rick and Morty Teddy Bear Suicide
![MRW Rick and Morty Teddy Bear Suicide]()
MRW somebody doesn't like short reaction gifs
![MRW somebody doesn't like short reaction gifs]()
MRW I can't find my wife in the store

MRW I'm listening to music and a song comes on that use to be my alarm clock for years
![MRW I'm listening to music and a song comes on that use to be my alarm clock for]()
mrw a customer says "I'm gonna have you fired"
![mrw a customer says "I'm gonna have you fired"]()
MRW I check my pockets but don't feel my phone
![MRW I check my pockets but don't feel my phone]()
MRW my back hurts

MRW the SpaceX Falcon Heavy boosters landed together
![MRW the SpaceX Falcon Heavy boosters landed together]()
MRW I'm raving and I remember I've lost the precious
![MRW I'm raving and I remember I've lost the precious]()
MRW I get an invitation to a Facebook survey
![MRW I get an invitation to a Facebook survey]()
MRW I die in the top 10
![MRW I die in the top 10]()
MRW I am host on the Zoom call

MRW I'm in a foreign country and charity workers stop me in the street
![MRW I'm in a foreign country and charity workers stop me in the street]()
MRW I get bubbleguts just as the elevator door closes
![MRW I get bubbleguts just as the elevator door closes]()
MRW Marrakesh actually gets released on time
![MRW Marrakesh actually gets released on time]()
MRW I come into work and hear we are down two people, we haven’t received delivery yet and there’s a line out to the street
![MRW I come into work and hear we are down two people, we haven’t received delivery]()
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MRW when I'm masturbating and I hear a noise
![MRW when I'm masturbating and I hear a noise]()
MRW I'm asked why I do what I do

MRW it's the third Tuesday of the Month and I spend my evening watching Batman jerk off in my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32 AM.

MRW I saw my follower count. Thank you! ? (Click "Redgifs" above for sound)

MRW it's a super tight fit

MRW I log on to my computer and check this week's results from GifTournament X.
![MRW I log on to my computer and check this week's results from GifTournament X.]()