MRW my wife asks why I took so long in the bathroom
MRW I miss the first step in a stairway
MRW I am a teacher and people are calling for me and my colleagues to be trained and armed to take out a school shooter
MRW my hot gay friend tells me he's actually bi
MRW someone tries to convince me that vanilla is better than chocolate ice cream
MRW I catch myself in a mirror
MRW trying to decide if I should call out someone's bullshit
MRW my husband messes up my eyebrows for the billionth time because he thinks it's funny
MRW he gets his wand out but don't know how to use it
MRW I'm making my way downtown driving fast and I'm home bound staring blankly ahead just making my way and I don't want to let you know and
MRW my suspension's lifted and it's time to blow shit up again.
MRW Somebody asks my opinion on my most recent series binge.
MRW I give her a towel to clean up after sex
MRW when my crush texts me first.
MRW when my crush texts me first.
MRW the new Marvel movie finally opens
MRW I give in to peer pressure
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As a book reader MRW watching the episode with knights-of-summer-friends
MRW I finally get the joke
mrw i finally get the joke
MRW she says she likes tounge
MRW the tequila shots finally hit